Wonder Jokes

Ever wonder where people got their surnames? Mr Baker was probably a baker. Mr Butcher was probably a butcher. And then there was Mr Dickinson....

Hey guys I’m back just wondering if any one is still on this that wants me to make more

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

What is black and screams?

Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano?

Neither has he.

One man's trash is another man's treasure.... Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out you're adopted

In my mother's generation, they grew up with Wonder Woman. In ours, we have to wonder if she's a woman.

I was wondering why the basketball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

I wondered if becoming a furry could help me escape my crippling depression... Unfortunately, the veterinarian insisted that he still wasn't going to euthanize me.

This is how my mom always threatens me: I brought you into this world, I can bring you out of it too. That's why I only have 2 siblings left.

I wonder where the bodies are?

I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

Orphans dont like family sized chips, I wonder why.

Last week I was on a plane to Manchester when suddenly the plane was hit by a BALL. I wondered where it came from but I soon realized it was none other than Penaldo practicing his free kicks. Shame on you Penaldo for almost killing me!

ahem.. if somebody you dont like, or somebody random just calls you in general,

answer the phone with this

Hello thank you for choosing mamas pizzeria/ abortion clinic, your loss is our sauce how may i help you?

or

hello this is davids orphanage you make them we take them how may i help you?

some people reactions are priceless and then the wonder about you mental health

Yea man! Life is wonderful! But, when u realise all of the ones u loved we're fake. And when you die, does your online friends notice? How will they notice? Or will they ever notice. Is 13 age too young for dying? Am i just paranoid? I'm scared.