ahem.. if somebody you dont like, or somebody random just calls you in general,
answer the phone with this
Hello thank you for choosing mamas pizzeria/ abortion clinic, your loss is our sauce how may i help you?
or
hello this is davids orphanage you make them we take them how may i help you?
some people reactions are priceless and then the wonder about you mental health
I wonder if the sun is going to rise every morning. Then it dawns on me.
Ever wonder where people got their surnames? Mr Baker was probably a baker. Mr Butcher was probably a butcher. And then there was Mr Dickinson....
Hey guys I’m back just wondering if any one is still on this that wants me to make more
*At A Funeral For Someone Who Jumped Off A Building* Victims Mom: "I wonder what was the last thing that went through his head..." Me: "Honestly...Probably his ass."
I did so much research that I got BONE-tired from doing this TIBIA honest. You probably didn’t find that HUMERUS. I got a SKELETON of these puns. I guess i could learn a FEMUR puns. I was wondering if the the creators of this site could TALUS how they come up with puns or maybe give some advice? I'm only 14 years-old.
I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
What is black and screams?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano?
Neither has he.
One man's trash is another man's treasure.... Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out you're adopted
In my mother's generation, they grew up with Wonder Woman. In ours, we have to wonder if she's a woman.
Donald Trump is proud of being white, which is strange, considering he's orange. Makes you wonder why he didn't pull a Michael Jackson and bleach his own skin....
hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi
Wonder why the British are so good at chess? They have the queen.
Wonder why Americans are so bad at chess? They lost two towers.
Every wondered why Chinese kids don’t believe in Santa?
The made the toys
I was wondering why the basketball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
This is how my mom always threatens me: I brought you into this world, I can bring you out of it too. That's why I only have 2 siblings left.
I wonder where the bodies are?
people wonder why are generation grew up so sarcastic
hay how do i look
with your eyes Joe
hi i am just wondering who went into my account cause i’ve changed my password by the way
I was at a baseball game and I was wondering why the ball was coming closer And then It hit me
