Wonder jokes

My girlfriend told me that she wonders what our kids will look like.

No, they will be wondering what I look like.

Do you know the phrase "One man's trash is another man's treasure"? Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out that you were adopted!

They say if Viagra lasts more than four hours, call the doctor? I’m just wondering, it’s been six hours and I’m still hard, should I call the doctor or hop on another woman?

I used to have a girlfriend who would argue with me a lot for no reason. I look at her feet and say to her, "Here is £15, give yourself a foot pedicure, then come back to me. It clearly shows you have man feet. You are a woman; you should have woman feet. No wonder you boss me around too much as if you're the man of the house."

I swear every time I walk past a guy, they stare at my ass. I always keep wondering why it hurts so much.

I wondered why the pitcher hadn’t pitched the ball yet.

Then it hit me.

I was at a baseball game and I was wondering why the ball was coming closer.

And then it hit me.

An electrician walks into a green house. He sees a red room. He wonders why it's red because Kurt Cobain and his shotgun were sitting there.

A child's parents once lived in Chicago.

I wonder why he's in an orphanage now.

Stevie Wonder is a terrible father.

He never sees his kids.

I wonder if the 2 Irish kids off the Titanic movie who went to sleep before it sank had wet dreams?

So I was just chilling in the World Trade Center, and I got airplane Wi-Fi. I wonder why....

Sy'kyira (😌): I can't wait for the therapist to come.

Daina (😊): Same, 30 minutes have passed... I also wonder what that loud sound is.

Sy'kyira (😅): SAME!!!! What, does it sound like a woman suffering???

Daina (😌): I know, right?

What do you get when you cross an atheist an insomniac?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog.

A guy walks up to me and says, "I wonder if the hookman is real?"

I reply saying, "Yeah, it's Asa Hutchinson, lol."

Have you ever wondered why orphans hate milk?

'Cause their dad never came back with it.

Hi, my name isn't Pi.

Look up at the sky and wonder why.

Why are you alive?

Do you ever wonder why orphans buy small cereal boxes? It's because they can't get family size.

About the guy who gave Stevie Wonder a cheese grater...

He thought it was the most violent book he'd ever read.

A man gave me 1 dollar that was ripped and laughed away. I wonder why he did that.

He did that on purpose to trick me, then I met him in the threes.