Ever wonder how a Jehovah’s Witness spreads their word during Covid?
Now that you’re here, do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ?
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No wonder some of the phones today have no home buttons. The makers were orphans.
When I was 17 my mom’s door was always locked I wonder what she was doing
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What do you call an orphan with parents? Idk I never met one before Bonus joke: I went up to an orphan and asked where his parents were he said “I don’t have any” I said “wonder why” Another bonus joke: Me: hey orphan: hey me: what do you do for fun Orphan: look for my parents Me: me so their not dead? Orphan: no they just abounded me More bonus’s: what do you call a homeless kid An orphan last bonus Why don’t orphanages teach kids about home Because they can’t find one lmao this is so funny dark humor can be funny sorry orphans
How do you punish Stevie wonder for bad behavior? You move all of the furniture around
A man broke into stevie wonders house and threatened to kill his wife
He just turned a blind eye
What do you get when you cross an atheist an insomniac? Someone who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog
Orphans are human too! They have parents like all of us, so I don't know why they're saying it's fun to make fun of an orphan. Have you ever been too cold and wondered if your parents are going to have another child and not you? That's not funny! It is% 9000,000 NO !!!!!!!!!!
So on one partly cloudy night, there was a boy and his dad gazing up at the sky. Dad: aren't the stars just wonderful? I'm not sure, from my angle all I see is clouds. Dad: Well come over hear and take a look. Boy: Damm, the clouds always move when I get to the right spot!!! Dad: Well then I guess I will have too make you see them everywhere you look then.
Then the Dad shook and spun the boy around till he said... NOW I'M SEEING STARS!!!
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Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?
Bros chin looks like from that movie cartoon named kronk no wonder he got stung by a bee and took an ibuprofen to reduce the pain but instead it grew longer
Guy walks up to me and says, "I wonder if the hookman is real" I reply saying, yea it's Asa Hutchinson, lol
My girlfriend told me that she wonders what our kids will look like. No, they will be wondering what I look like.
you were born on a highway in a car crash i wonder why
I wondered y there was red all over my bathroom til I found out tht my sis had dyed her hair red man it looked like somebody dyed in there! lol
ever wondered why usain bolt runs fast? he’s training to outrun the cops
Ooh I wonder whats on this browser *clicks* (how to tell your kid there adopted)
