Wonder jokes

What did Stevie Wonder see when he got murdered?

Nothing.

Me: Hey, Mom? Why do we celebrate birthdays?

Mom: Because that's the day a new life was born, and people are born every day so every day is a special day.

My thoughts: And my friend wonders why I have depression...

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a drink and a mop.

“Huh, I wonder why he needs a mop?”

I have a brother and he told me this quote, "No wonder they had a second child, they messed up on the first one." He’s the second child... I’m the first...

What do you call an orphan with parents?

Idk, I never met one before.

Bonus joke: I went up to an orphan and asked where his parents were. He said, "I don’t have any." I said, "Wonder why."

Another bonus joke: Me: Hey. Orphan: Hey. Me: What do you do for fun? Orphan: Look for my parents. Me: Me, so they're not dead? Orphan: No, they just abandoned me.

More bonus: What do you call a homeless kid?

An orphan.

Last bonus: Why don’t orphanages teach kids about home?

Because they can’t find one.

lmao this is so funny, dark humor can be funny. Sorry, orphans!

I wonder if the 2 Irish kids off the Titanic movie who went to sleep before it sank had wet dreams?

I wonder if the sun is going to rise every morning. Then it dawns on me.

An alien goes to Area 51, but I wonder why he doesn't go to your house?

If you are wondering where the dog went, I don't know. Maybe he went barking around.

*At A Funeral For Someone Who Jumped Off A Building* Victim's Mom: "I wonder what was the last thing that went through his head..."

Me: "Honestly... Probably his ass."

I wonder if the Titanic still sells fish?

I wonder why the plane got bigger and bigger, then it hit me.

I was at a baseball game and I was wondering why the ball was coming closer.

And then it hit me.

People wonder why our generation grew up so sarcastic.

"Hey, how do I look?"

"With your eyes, Joe."

I did so much research that I got bone-tired from doing this, tibia honest. You probably didn't find that humerus. I got a skeleton of these puns. I guess I could learn a femur puns. I was wondering if the creators of this site could talus how they come up with puns or maybe give some advice? I'm only 14 years old.

Wonder why the Japanese people didn't see the bombs coming?

They didn't open their eyes.

Person 1: "Where was Hiroshima?"

Person 2: "In Japan."

Person 1: "No wonder! That's why they never saw it coming."

I've always wondered how it would feel to put Hellen Keller in a room full of doorknobs... but no doors.

You wonder and you wonder. Grandma said you better go to bed now. Tell your dad and grandpa, and your dad and your mom.

You: What you doing?

I wonder what you’re doing because you’re bad at math, hahahahaha!