What do you get when you cross an atheist an insomniac? Someone who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog
So I went to a mall and I was finna buy sumn...and I saw a little boy and he said "hello",so then I past by him and he said "hi" and I was like "hi nigga" and he said "um just wondering sumn..."i mean I like jokes but what is dark humor?" And i was like "umm🤔.. its like 🤔🤔...like you see that guy with out legs? Tell him to stand up"...and he said "I'm blind nigga" and I said "exactly homie"...aight nigga peace and look out😏😉
I was wondering why the basketball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
Wonder why the British are so good at chess? They have the queen.
Wonder why Americans are so bad at chess? They lost two towers.
What is the definition of Endless Love? Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder playing tennis!
Daughter: So, I got my period. Mom: That's wonderful, dear! Now you can bleed for a whole week a month without dying! Daughter: That's nice, Mum, but isn't the whole point of getting your period dying? Mom: Yes, but you have to kill yourself a little longer to live through to the another day. Daughter: Thanks, Mum. That makes a whole lot of sense. (Sarcastically) Mom: You're welcome, honey. (Clueless. Obviously.)
What did Stevie wonder see when he got Murdered
Nothing
Me: Hey, mom? Why do we celebrate birthdays?
Mom: Because that's the day a new life was born, and people are born every day so every day is a special day.
My thoughts: And my friend wonders why I have depression...
A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a drink and a mop “Huh, I wonder why he needs a mop?”
I have a brother and he told me this quote no wonder they had a second child they messed up on the first one“ he’s the second child... I’m the first...
What do you call an orphan with parents? Idk I never met one before Bonus joke: I went up to an orphan and asked where his parents were he said “I don’t have any” I said “wonder why” Another bonus joke: Me: hey orphan: hey me: what do you do for fun Orphan: look for my parents Me: me so their not dead? Orphan: no they just abounded me More bonus’s: what do you call a homeless kid An orphan last bonus Why don’t orphanages teach kids about home Because they can’t find one lmao this is so funny dark humor can be funny sorry orphans
I wonder if the 2 Irish kids off the Titanic movie who went to sleep before it sank had wet dreams?
I wonder if the sun is going to rise every morning. Then it dawns on me.
A alien goes to area 51 but what I wonder why he doesn't go to your house
If you are wondering where the dog went, I don't know, maybe he went BARKING around.
*At A Funeral For Someone Who Jumped Off A Building* Victims Mom: "I wonder what was the last thing that went through his head..." Me: "Honestly...Probably his ass."
I wonder if the Titanic still sells fish?
I wonder why the plane got bigger and bigger then it hit me
I was at a baseball game and I was wondering why the ball was coming closer And then It hit me
people wonder why are generation grew up so sarcastic
hay how do i look
with your eyes Joe