Woe jokes
We all know Steven can’t post on here because he can’t pass the robot test.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
I was setting a voice recognition password for my new phone, and a dog nearby barked and ran away. Now I'm still looking for that dog to unlock my phone.
Why do skeletons hate wind? Because it goes right through them!
Today was a bad day. First, my ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver.
The whole reason he is dead is because he kept hitting "Remind me later" on his Windows Updates.
What do you call a sad, depressed artist? Anything but "Cows of Woe".
Why don’t oysters give to charity?
Because they’re shellfish! 😂
Why can't Pooh Bear catch a date?
Because he is always talking about his honey.
Why did little sally fall off the swings?
Because she had no arms.
What did sally get for Christmas?
Gloves! Only joking...she still hasn’t opened the box.
The Columbine High School basketball team hasn't been the same since they lost their two best shooters.
Man: I got fired from my job at the calendar factory.
Lady: What did you do?
Man: I took a day off...