Woe jokes
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
He doesn't have a home to go to.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Lucifer's so broke he can't even afford air conditioning units.
Why don’t oysters give to charity?
Because they’re shellfish! 😂
Why couldn't the orphan use his iPhone 6?
He couldn't find the home button.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
It doesn't know where home is.
Why don’t cheetahs get married?
They always cheat on each other.
Why can't an orphan get married? It doesn't have its parents' blessing.
We all know Steven can’t post on here because he can’t pass the robot test.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home.
I tried to adopt an orphan. The card got declined harder than the child did.
A note for my old English Teacher:
Mr. Colin, who loves making a din, He thinks everyone loves him, but little does he know, That's not what everyone shows, About his life he ploughs and ploughs, About his dog Bella and his relationship woes... Mr. Colin, we do not care, When you speak, our minds are not there, Your life you have unnecessarily shared, When we see you, our eyesight is impaired... Mr. Colin, rumbling about his exceptions, Just when someone puts something in the bin, Or chatters to someone, not even causing a din, But Mr. Colin, drinking too much gin, Will flail all his annoying attention on him, He'll push his limits, right to the rim...
And just how I love flan! Oh, he's finally gone!
Why did the orphan stop playing baseball?
Because baseball has a home, and an orphan does not.
Laugh now.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home. 😢
Today was a bad day. First, my ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver.
Man: I got fired from my job at the calendar factory.
Lady: What did you do?
Man: I took a day off...
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Teenager: "OMG, I’m prego, my mom's gonna kill me."
Baby: "Lmao, same"
I was setting a voice recognition password for my new phone, and a dog nearby barked and ran away. Now I'm still looking for that dog to unlock my phone.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They can't find home plate.