Woe jokes
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
Because he had too many FILL-INS.
Dear Autocorrect, I never wanted to spell the word "bigger".
Lucifer's so broke he can't even afford air conditioning units.
A note for my old English Teacher:
Mr. Colin, who loves making a din, He thinks everyone loves him, but little does he know, That's not what everyone shows, About his life he ploughs and ploughs, About his dog Bella and his relationship woes... Mr. Colin, we do not care, When you speak, our minds are not there, Your life you have unnecessarily shared, When we see you, our eyesight is impaired... Mr. Colin, rumbling about his exceptions, Just when someone puts something in the bin, Or chatters to someone, not even causing a din, But Mr. Colin, drinking too much gin, Will flail all his annoying attention on him, He'll push his limits, right to the rim...
And just how I love flan! Oh, he's finally gone!
Why don’t cheetahs get married?
They always cheat on each other.
Why did the orphan get kicked off the baseball team?
He would never make it home base.
Teenager: "OMG, I’m prego, my mom's gonna kill me."
Baby: "Lmao, same"
Why did the orphan stop playing baseball?
Because baseball has a home, and an orphan does not.
Laugh now.
I tried to adopt an orphan. The card got declined harder than the child did.
Columbine High basketball team will never be good again after they lost their two best shooters.
Why can't an orphan get married? It doesn't have its parents' blessing.
What's an orphan's least favorite store? Home Depot.
Today I feel diving. Today I feel penalty. Today I feel tap in. Today I feel ghosting. Today I feel finished. Today I feel a bench warmer... I know what it feels to be discriminated... I was bullied because I am Pristiano Penaldo.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
A girl came to my house. She said, "Where are your parents?" I started crying.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite school event? Homecoming!
Why can’t orphans play softball?
They can’t find home.
The reason why orphans can't play baseball is because they can't find home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
He doesn't have a home to go to.
Q: Why can't orphans ever win at Yahtzee?
A: Because they can never seem to get a full house.