Woe jokes
Why couldn't an orphan play baseball?
He couldn't find home plate.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They can't find home plate.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
He could not find home.
Why do orphans not buy a keyboard? Because they can’t use the home button.
What does a pregnant 14 year old and her fetus have in common? They're both thinking; "Oh sh*t, my mom's gonna kill me!"
Why can't orphans play House Flipper?
'Cause they don't know what to do.
Why couldn't the Orphan play baseball?
Because he couldn't find home!
Why can't an orphan play baseball in China?
They can't find home plate.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home.
Why did the pen stop writing?
'Cause the pen wasn't very dependable.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make it home.
I got my orphan kid a phone. She was pressing the home button, but it didn't work.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home. 😢
Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.
Man 1: Hey, I heard you survived a school shooting. What was it like?
Man 2: People were screaming and running everywhere. I was only able to get a few of them.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find their home.😁😁
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why couldn't the orphan use his iPhone 6?
He couldn't find the home button.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
It doesn't know where home is.