Wish jokes
Why does an emo wish they were a fish?
Because they're underwater.
Roses are red, I wish you were dead.
Sometimes I wish my grass was depressed, then it would just cut itself.
A Make-A-Wish patient wanted to see Black Panther IRL, so I pulled his plug.
I, for one, wish Donald Trump was President again. It's been a while since we had a presidential assassination.
Timmy Turner: I wish the Vegan Teacher was a cheeseburger.
Wanda: Ok, Timmy.
Timmy: Cosmo, bring her to me!
Cosmo: Here you go, Timmy.
*Timmy eats Miss Kadie*
I wish I was dead like my jokes.
Quote of the day: It's never too late to be what you wished you were.
Hope y'all are having a great day! I just got back from a volleyball tournament that I had to be up at 5 AM for! We played three games and won the last one. We advanced and are playing a few more tomorrow. Wish me and my team good luck!
Emo chick: "I wish I could feel dead inside!"
The kid named Dead: "😄😄😄"
In 2023, I hope we all get wiped out like the dinosaurs.
I wish we were all aborted. <3
Farrah Fawcett, upon arriving at the pearly gates, God asked her, for having led such an honest life, to grant her one wish. Farrah simply requested that the children of the world would be safe.
Five hours later, Michael Jackson died.
An emo kid sees his clothes hanging to dry, and he says to his clothes, "I wish I were you!"
I was a sit-down comedian, then I tried to stand up. I fell.
I wished I stayed in the wheelchair.
Mama is so Catholic, Swiss cheese wishes it was as holy as she is. Do you...
Um, I need help. How should I deal with depression?
Joke: I wish my grass was emo, so it would cut itself.
An emo kid and a silent kid would be a good acquaintance because the emo would wish to die, and the silent kid would be the nice guy and grant that wish.
There are painkillers, but they only relieve physical pain. I wish something could relieve my internal pain.
A boy went to a genie and said, "I want to be like Batman."
He went home, his parents weren't there.
What is an orphan's least favorite holiday?
Christmas, they wish they'd get parents.