How do the Powerpuff Girls vape?
They take a "power puff."
Will Power Jokes
If a girl jumps off a cliff, some people call it suicide and some call it girl power, but I call it BULLSHIT.
Yo mama so stupid, she bought a solar powered flashlight.
Yo momma is so stupid, she saw an anime and started eating a live rabbit, and thought she would get powers!
I make weed disappear, what's your superpower?
The power of yeet.
I can't do this - YEET!
I'm not good at this - YEET!
I'm not old enough - YEET!
Yo mama so stupid, she shoved a battery up her butt and said, "I GOT THE POWER!"
Friends = your power level.
Emo kid = power level: 0000.
It’s about drive, it’s about power, We stay hungry, we devour, Put in the work, put in hours, And take what’s ours.
Christopher Walkin: "This is a literal universal remote! It actually controls your life! You can pause, you can rewi-"
Me: power button.
A man has the power to grant anyone a wish they want.
A kid comes up and says, "I want to be like Batman!"
The man smiles and grants his wish. The child goes home and finds that he is now an orphan.
Battery 1%.
I take one last look at Earth as my suit runs out of power.
I ate the Emo Emo no Mi from One Piece. It gave me the powers of black hair, depression, and suicidal thoughts.
What sound did Stephen Hawking make when he died? Power off.
Your forehead is so big, you look like Megamind but with no superpower, just a big forehead!
President: Them damn flat faced n**g*rs!!
Man: We have the power of the sun itself!
President: Drop it on them!
Man: You push the button.
President: *sigh* Fine give it to me.
Man: Hands over button
President: Pushes it
Both: YAAA!
President: Bumps into the button pressing it again
Both: Oh, sh*t!
Meanwhile in Japan after the first bomb went off
Japanese man: Ah sh*t here we go again
In a thick Russian accent:
"Let's buy some vodka, pollute the earth with oil, and make insecure nuclear power plants that break all the time! Ah, yes. The mother land. A great place to be. Not like those stupid Ukrainian people who are living happy lives, they are crazy and need to die."
Did you know about 9 months after a power outage 50% more babies are born because it is dark?
Ricardo Medina, one of the former red Power Rangers, pleaded guilty to killing his roommate with a sword.
The pastor sees little Johnny sitting on the church steps. Little Johnny is fixated on something. The pastor looks closer and sees that Johnny is stirring up something in an old coffee can. He says, "What you got there little Johnny?"
"This here is turpentine, the most POWERFUL liquid in the world!", says Johnny.
The pastor shakes his head, sits down next to Johnny, and says, "Now you know that's not true, son. Holy water is the most powerful liquid in the world. One drop of holy water on a pregnant woman's stomach and the next morning she'll pass a baby boy."
Little Johnny says, "Well that may be true, but one drop of this on a cat's ass and he'll pass a motorcycle!"
