Will Power jokes

Here in IHOP, we serve pancakes, not pie cakes. If so, we can always bring in a chart that will power the customer. His smile will remain at its current form, and police surely resisted when I said the word "surely."

"Rehab's for quitters, and I don't give up."

Life's too short to want it.

Give a man a gun, and he will rob a bank.

Give a man a bank, and he will rob everyone.

I've looked everywhere... I just can't seem to find where I left my will to live.

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.