Will Power jokes

Here in IHOP, we serve pancakes, not pie cakes. If so, we can always bring in a chart that will power the customer. His smile will remain at its current form, and police surely resisted when I said the word "surely."

"Rehab's for quitters, and I don't give up."

What's the only time you can do almost whatever you want?

When you have a gun in your hand.

Give a man a gun, and he will rob a bank.

Give a man a bank, and he will rob everyone.

Life's too short to want it.

If rape was about power, then my electric bill would be a positive balance.