WiFi jokes

Stephen Hawking lost connection to the WiFi.

Stephen Hawking died because he lost Wi-Fi connection.

You're so skinny that a Wi-Fi signal is stronger.

Stephen's not dead; his WiFi is slow.

Shut the hell up with all these Stephen Hawking jokes, hahah. I wanna kms.

There's a girl I like in my school, but she's always on her phone. It seems that I can't get a SIGNAL from her.

Slade must be WiFi... because I’m not feeling a CONNECTION.

Why did Stephen Hawking die?

Because his wife changed the WiFi password, because he was having an affair with his shoulder.

What is the name of Hitler's WiFi?

The local Aryan network.

When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.

"What's the wifi password?"

"121i362"

"It's not working."

"What wifi are you trying to connect to?"

"The United Airline."

"We're in the World Trade Center, though."

Me: Which WiFi are we on?

Coworker: Should be floor 89.

Me: What about flight 104?

Coworker: Oh crap!

Why did Stephen Hawking die? He ran out of WiFi.

The only reason he died was because Virgin Media wifi crashed.

What happens when you work in the Twin Towers? It connects to airplane WiFi.

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't need Wi-Fi, she is already worldwide!

Steven Hawking lost the Wi-Fi connection on March 14, 2018.

Me: Hey, do you wanna hear a joke?

Friend: Sure.

Me: Why don't churches have WiFi?

Friend: Why?

Me: They can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.

Stephen Hawking forgot the WiFi password.

What’s Steven Hawking's fav[orite] food?

WiFi chips or his shoulder?