WiFi

WiFi jokes

Signal

There's a girl I like in my school, but she's always on her phone. It seems that I can't get a SIGNAL from her.

Memes

9/11

When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.

World Trade Center

"What's the wifi password?"

"121i362"

"It's not working."

"What wifi are you trying to connect to?"

"The United Airline."

"We're in the World Trade Center, though."

Flight

Me: Which WiFi are we on?

Coworker: Should be floor 89.

Me: What about flight 104?

Coworker: Oh crap!

Momma

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't need Wi-Fi, she is already worldwide!

Church

Me: Hey, do you wanna hear a joke?

Friend: Sure.

Me: Why don't churches have WiFi?

Friend: Why?

Me: They can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.

Food

What’s Steven Hawking's fav[orite] food?

WiFi chips or his shoulder?

Mom

Your mom is so fat that she doesn't need WiFi because she is worldwide.