WiFi jokes
My Wi-Fi must be Kobe, because it crashed hard.
Why did Steven Hawking die?
He lost Wi-Fi connection and didn't get the data plan.
Stephen Hawking forgot the WiFi password.
What did I do with the internet?
"What's the wifi password?"
"121i362"
"It's not working."
"What wifi are you trying to connect to?"
"The United Airline."
"We're in the World Trade Center, though."
Stephen Hawking lost connection to the WiFi.
Question: How bad is German WiFi?
Answer: It's the wurst.
Me: Hey, do you wanna hear a joke?
Friend: Sure.
Me: Why don't churches have WiFi?
Friend: Why?
Me: They can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
Why don’t coffins have Wi-Fi?
Because they don’t want people to be so ‘connected’ while they’re trying to rest in peace.
What’s Steven Hawking's fav[orite] food?
WiFi chips or his shoulder?
What is the name of Hitler's WiFi?
The local Aryan network.
Putting WiFi in the morgue to enable live streaming.
There's a girl I like in my school, but she's always on her phone. It seems that I can't get a SIGNAL from her.
Your mom is so fat that she doesn't need WiFi because she is worldwide.
The reason Stephen Hawking died was because he switched WiFi routers from Sky to Virgin, so his computer lagged out.
When you're working in the Twin Towers and your computer connects to the airplane wifi.
I was just chilling in the World Trade Center and got airplane wifi.
He lost Wifi connection...
Me: Which WiFi are we on?
Coworker: Should be floor 89.
Me: What about flight 104?
Coworker: Oh crap!
Two people are sitting in a skyscraper.
P1: Hey, what wifi are you connected to? The company wifi is horrible.
P2: Airplane wifi.