WiFi jokes
Why don't churches have Wi-Fi?
They don't want to compete with an invisible power that actually works.
Stephen Hawking lost connection to the WiFi.
Stephen Hawking died because he lost Wi-Fi connection.
Steven Hawking lost the Wi-Fi connection on March 14, 2018.
Slade must be WiFi... because I’m not feeling a CONNECTION.
Me during quarantine
Stephen's not dead; his WiFi is slow.
Shut the hell up with all these Stephen Hawking jokes, hahah. I wanna kms.
There's a girl I like in my school, but she's always on her phone. It seems that I can't get a SIGNAL from her.
You're so skinny that a Wi-Fi signal is stronger.
Me: Which WiFi are we on?
Coworker: Should be floor 89.
Me: What about flight 104?
Coworker: Oh crap!
"What's the wifi password?"
"121i362"
"It's not working."
"What wifi are you trying to connect to?"
"The United Airline."
"We're in the World Trade Center, though."
What is the name of Hitler's WiFi?
The local Aryan network.
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He ran out of WiFi.
The only reason he died was because Virgin Media wifi crashed.
Your momma is so fat, she doesn't need Wi-Fi, she is already worldwide!
What happens when you work in the Twin Towers? It connects to airplane WiFi.
Me: Hey, do you wanna hear a joke?
Friend: Sure.
Me: Why don't churches have WiFi?
Friend: Why?
Me: They can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
What’s Steven Hawking's fav[orite] food?
WiFi chips or his shoulder?
Stephen Hawking forgot the WiFi password.