Why don’t coffins have wifi?
Because they don’t want people to be so ‘connected’ while they’re trying to rest in peace.
Slade must be WiFi... because i’m not feeling a CONNECTION
Me: which wifi are we Coworker: should be floor 89 Me: what about flight 104 Coworker: oh crap
What is the name of Hitler's WiFi? The local aryan network
Putting wifi in the morgue to enable live streaming
when your in the world trade center and you connect to airplane wifi
planes shouldn't have free wifi. why? because the last time they had free wifi, well here's what happened... on september eleventh 2001, (children scream)
"whats the wifi password" '121i362" "its not working' "what wifi are you trying to connect to" "the united airline" were in the world trade center tho
your mom is so fat that she doesn't need WiFi because she is worldwide.
I was just chilling in the World Trade Center and got airplane wifi.
What happens when you work in the Twin Towers? It connects to airplane WiFi.
When you're working in the Twin Towers and your computer connects to the airplane wifi.
How do you scare a lot of people in New York?
Open a mobile hotspot named "Delta Inflight Wifi."
Why don't churches have WiFi? They can't compete with an invisible force that actually works
When you are chilling in the world trade center and then you suddenly get airplane wifi
My Wi-Fi must be Kobe, because it crashed hard.
Me: Hey, do you wanna here a joke. Friend: Sure. Me: Why don't churches have WiFi? Friend: Why? Me: They can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
Two people are sitting in a sky scraper. P1: Hey, what wifi are you connected to? The company wifi is horrible. P2: Airplane wifi
What did I do with the internet?
I didn’t know Stephen Hawking died. Oh god, it must have been when I disconnected the Wi-Fi!
