New WiFi Jokes

Why don’t coffins have wifi?

Because they don’t want people to be so ‘connected’ while they’re trying to rest in peace.

Slade must be WiFi... because I’m not feeling a CONNECTION.

Me: which wifi are we Coworker: should be floor 89 Me: what about flight 104 Coworker: oh crap

What is the name of Hitler's WiFi? The local aryan network

Putting WiFi in the morgue to enable live streaming.

when your in the world trade center and you connect to airplane wifi

Planes shouldn't have free Wi-Fi. Why? Because the last time they had free Wi-Fi, well here's what happened...

On September eleventh 2001, (children scream).

"whats the wifi password" '121i362" "its not working' "what wifi are you trying to connect to" "the united airline" were in the world trade center tho

your mom is so fat that she doesn't need WiFi because she is worldwide.

I was just chilling in the World Trade Center and got airplane wifi.

What happens when you work in the Twin Towers? It connects to airplane WiFi.

When you're working in the Twin Towers and your computer connects to the airplane wifi.

How do you scare a lot of people in New York?

Open a mobile hotspot named "Delta Inflight Wifi."

Why don't churches have WiFi? They can't compete with an invisible force that actually works

When you are chilling in the world trade center and then you suddenly get airplane wifi

My Wi-Fi must be Kobe, because it crashed hard.

Prince/Lord Tallie: Leave Gwen alone for once! By the way, you are an idiot!

Gwen: The Prince! WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN!? I THOUGHT YOU WERE TOTALLY DEAD, AND SO I STARTED DATING TANNER! But don't worry, I'll break up with him immediately!

Prince/Lord Tallie: Oh, don't worry, I love it! By the way, can't we do our late-night talk? My Wi-Fi comes out just before we can! I love you even more! 😘

Gwen: Oh, thanks! I thought you would hate me! And yes, we don't have to chat at night, but the days are going to be choppy. I love you!

Tanner: Fuck off.

Kenya Bailey: Excuse me?

Gwen: Tanner, it was all my fault, I shouldn't have tried to date you so fast, and did you see the talk about the boring jokes?

Zre: Who the hell is Tanner?

Ha: Wait a second, he's your boyfriend!

Kenya Bailey: Okay guys, let's not get into your business, okay! Let's see funny jokes.

Ha: Yes, you're right.

Zre: Ok.

Zre: Still, who the hell is Tanner! But hey, this is your toddler's toy! Even though I thought I was a prince.

Gwen: I thought Prince was dead, so I started dating Tanner, then I realized Prince was alive.

Me: Hey, do you wanna here a joke. Friend: Sure. Me: Why don't churches have WiFi? Friend: Why? Me: They can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.