WiFi jokes
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his wife changed the WiFi password, because he was having an affair with his shoulder.
You're so skinny that a Wi-Fi signal is stronger.
Why don’t coffins have Wi-Fi?
Because they don’t want people to be so ‘connected’ while they’re trying to rest in peace.
Slade must be WiFi... because I’m not feeling a CONNECTION.
Why don't churches have Wi-Fi?
They don't want to compete with an invisible power that actually works.
Me: Which WiFi are we on?
Coworker: Should be floor 89.
Me: What about flight 104?
Coworker: Oh crap!
What is the name of Hitler's WiFi?
The local Aryan network.
Putting WiFi in the morgue to enable live streaming.
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.
Planes shouldn't have free Wi-Fi. Why? Because the last time they had free Wi-Fi, well here's what happened...
On September eleventh 2001, (children scream).
"What's the wifi password?"
"121i362"
"It's not working."
"What wifi are you trying to connect to?"
"The United Airline."
"We're in the World Trade Center, though."
Your mom is so fat that she doesn't need WiFi because she is worldwide.
I was just chilling in the World Trade Center and got airplane wifi.
What happens when you work in the Twin Towers? It connects to airplane WiFi.
When you're working in the Twin Towers and your computer connects to the airplane wifi.
How do you scare a lot of people in New York?
Open a mobile hotspot named "Delta Inflight Wifi."
Why don't churches have WiFi?
They can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
When you are chilling in the World Trade Center, and then you suddenly get airplane WiFi.
My Wi-Fi must be Kobe, because it crashed hard.
Prince/Lord Tallie: Leave Gwen alone for once! By the way, you are an idiot!
Gwen: The Prince! WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN!? I THOUGHT YOU WERE TOTALLY DEAD, AND SO I STARTED DATING TANNER! But don't worry, I'll break up with him immediately!
Prince/Lord Tallie: Oh, don't worry, I love it! By the way, can't we do our late-night talk? My Wi-Fi comes out just before we can! I love you even more! 😘
Gwen: Oh, thanks! I thought you would hate me! And yes, we don't have to chat at night, but the days are going to be choppy. I love you!
Tanner: Fuck off.
Kenya Bailey: Excuse me?
Gwen: Tanner, it was all my fault, I shouldn't have tried to date you so fast, and did you see the talk about the boring jokes?
Zre: Who the hell is Tanner?
Ha: Wait a second, he's your boyfriend!
Kenya Bailey: Okay guys, let's not get into your business, okay! Let's see funny jokes.
Ha: Yes, you're right.
Zre: Ok.
Zre: Still, who the hell is Tanner! But hey, this is your toddler's toy! Even though I thought I was a prince.
Gwen: I thought Prince was dead, so I started dating Tanner, then I realized Prince was alive.