Why jokes
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the Moo-vie theater.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Not Sally.
Why doesn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey Tea?
Because all proper tea is theft.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
He thought he saw his mother.
Q: Why do men say "ladies first?"
A: So they can look at their a**.
Why did you say hi? Babies don't talk.
Why can't orphans go to homecoming? Because they don't have a home to go to.
Why did the bike fall over? Because I was too tired.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to KFC.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Worst joke ever.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never find home.
Why do doctors use so much lipstick?
Because they love cos-medics!
Why can’t orphans go to school? Because they don’t have a parent to sign them up.
Why can't melons get married?
Because they cantaloupe.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
TO GET TO THE OTHER SIIIIDE!!!
Why did the skeleton cross the road? To prove he had guts! :)
Why would you never donate to crabs?
Because they're shellfish!
Why are the candy's clothes in the studio?
Because it's a wrapper.
Why did the orphan have to stay at school?
Because they need to leave with a parent.
Why can't orphans cross roads?
They don't have a parent to hold hands with.