Why jokes
Why do you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?
Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.
Why didn't Superman save the Twin Towers?
Because he's a quadriplegic.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he can't hit a home run.
Why did the cow smell?
'Cause the horse gave it a pat on the back.
Why did the pedophile cross the road?
Because there was a school on the other side.
Why don't they put petals on wheelchairs so when our arms get tired, we just use our legs?
Why did Bob fall? Because gravity was mad at him.
Why did the pillow cross the road?
To get to a mattress store!
Why did Mimi cross the road?
She had cancer.
Why is your nan gay? Because she's an orphan.
Why do cheetahs run?
Why not?
I asked my uncle why he was living on the streets.
He said that he wasn't always on the streets, he used to have a job at these two towers. I asked him what happened, and he said two planes happened.
Why does Aaron cry at night? His alcoholic father beats him.
Why can’t Asians play baseball?
Because they can’t see the ball.
Why couldn't the dinosaur clap? They're dead!
Why do Indians marry cows? Because they bathe in milk.
Why do people think Mozart was autistic?
Because he was probably retarded.
Three men were going for a drive through the desert. An hour later, the car breaks down. They all take something from the car to keep themselves cool as they walk to the nearest gas station a few miles back.
One guy grabs a hand-held fan. Another guy grabs the jug of water. The last guy takes the car door off. About 15 minutes into walking, the other two are giving the one guy weird looks. Finally, one of them asks why he is taking the car door. The third guy just replies that whenever he gets hot he can just roll down the window.
Q: Why can't Asians play baseball?
A: Because they ate the bat!
I asked someone why they were crying. They told me that they had to abort their twins.
Then someone yelled "DAMN DOUBLE HOMICIDE!"