Why jokes
Why did the toilet paper get to the bottom of the hill?
Because he went down the drain! - it's a bad joke, lmao.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They can't find home plate.
Why go to sleep because he was bossy?
What's the best way to tell your friend you hate them? Option 1: Kill them. Option 2: Walk away. Option 3: Kill each other.
Me: Why can't I just kms and leave them the pain?
Why didn't the dog want to play football??
'Cause he was a boxer!
Why can't an orphan be a criminal?
They aren't wanted.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they didn’t have a home.
Why are you so fat? I bet you take after your mom more.
An African man was walking in New York when he saw a sign that said, "Watch out for children."
He started laughing hysterically, then a white man asked him, "Why are you laughing?"
He said, "In Africa, they would never put up a sign like that."
Why can’t orphans tell these jokes?
Because they're fun for the whole family to hear.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't have a home base.
My friend asked me why I haven’t had milk in six years.
I told him my dad never came back with it.
Why did they put the Petronas towers? Eh, you do you.
Why was six scared of seven? Because 7 ate 9. Why was 10 scared? Because it was between 9/11.
Why do cows have babies?
They moo-ved together.
Off-topic, but why is the picture in the baby category feet? And nasty feet at that? What am I, Dan Schneider?
My Emo friend was coming over to my house. When he got there, he said, "Got a rope?" I asked why, and he said, "I want to make a swing."
Why does the emo kid skip class?
Why do all orphans have an iPhone X?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
Why did the 767 fly into the towers?
Because a310 dared it to.