Why jokes
Why was the ocean so blue? Because the island never waved back.
Why didn't the dog want to play football??
'Cause he was a boxer!
Why did the baseball player get arrested? He tried to steal third.
Why does an orphan have an iPhone XR for their first phone?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
Why is the dog having KFC? Because the dog has no friends.
Why do orphans play with other kids on a playground?
So they will sneak into their parents' car to be a brother or sister.
Why can't Michael Jackson go within 500 meters of a school?
Because he's dead.
Girlfriend: You remind me of a cellphone.
Ex-Boyfriend: How and why?
Girlfriend: Because you're about to die!
Why isn't the Moon Emo anymore?
Turns out it was just a phase.
Why do orphans hate knock knock jokes?
Because there is never anyone at the door.
Why did the cheetah go to school?
To be a cheetah.
Why don’t babies pollinate flowers?
God chose Plan B.
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For when he made it RAIN in the club.
Why did Helen Keller wear skin tight pants?
So you could read her lips.
Why do heterosexual men like to receive an anonymous blowjob at an adult bookstore? Because they don't want gay men and bisexual men in the LGBT community to find out that they also like getting their cocks sucked by men, but they don't want gay and bisexual men in the LGBT community to find out.
Why did the Mexican chicken cross the road?
Because the mom said, "Vente, Baca."
Why did the baby cross the road? The car seat wasn’t strapped in.
Why did the Emo Chicken cross the road?
To get hit by a car.
Why did the orphan commit suicide?
So he could find home.
Why was Sally at the hospital after her parents left? Because they put her up for adoption.