Why jokes
Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 was a registered *sex* offender.
Why did James fall off the swing?
He had no arms.
Why was the washing machine laughing?
It was taking the piss out of the knickers!
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?
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Whenever you think back to 9/11 and realize there are 12 hours in front of us, why the f*ck didn't they warn us?
Why did the first fence hate the other fence?
The second fence used some of-fensive language.
Why did Stephen Hawking cross the street?
He didn’t; he never did.
Why did 10 kill itself?
Because it was between 9/11.
Why did the dog cross the road?
It didn't. Got hit by a car on the way to the other side.
My friend tried to sleep on napkins.
I guess that's why they're called NAP-kins.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cuz 7 8 9, right?
No. It's because 7 was a repeated 6 offender.
Why did the bodybuilder go to the crustacean church?
Because it was a good source of mussel mass!
Why did Stephen Hawking go to hell?
'cus there was only a stairway to heaven!
Why is the pizza place busy? Because it’s pizza day! 😂
Why did the man say "hi ti bye?"
Why doesn't the witch wear panties?
To get a better grip on her broom stick!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Theodore.
Theodore who?
Theodore is locked, that is why I knocked.
Why did the otter cross the road?
To get to the otter side.
Why did the Red Sox lose?
They say, "Boo, Colorado Rockies."
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
Answer: Because they never knew what love was.