Why jokes
Why did the skydiver's parachute fail?
Because it realized it had a better chance of survival without them.
Why did the short person become a chef?
Because they could "microwave" dinner without needing a stool!
Why did the short person bring a ladder to the bar?
Because they heard the drinks were on the house!
Why did the suicide bomber get promoted?
Because he was blowing up at work. đđ
Why did the African child wake up suddenly? Because he was being sexually abused.
Why was Sonic fast?
To be rolling around at the speed of sound, got places to go, gotta follow my lead.
Why is there no medication in Africa?
Because doctors advised, "You don't take it on an empty stomach."
Why donât autistic people like Autism Speaks?
Theyâre jealous that autism can speak.
(This is not meant to be triggering, sorry if it is).
Why are pirates named pirates?
Cuz they arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Why do girls only stay in odd groups of friends?
Because they literally can't even.
Why [does] a tranny say "Have a good day" to a Jew?
He [is a] goy.
Why can't the orphan take a family photo?
Answer: The orphan has no family to take a picture with.
Why do cheetahs run? Because they are spotty.
Why did the lettuce win the race?
Why canât Homer Simpson bring his family into Moeâs Tavern?
Because thereâs a bartender in there.
I pulled my kid out of school after a woke teacher taught my six-year-old about pronouns! Yesterday, it was "he/she," today, "they/it," tomorrow, "I/you/we!"
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his wife changed the WiFi password, because he was having an affair with his shoulder.
Little Johnny attends school regularly and often brings a box of sultanas as a gift to his favorite teacher.
One morning Little Johnny attends class without a box of sultanas.
The teacher enquires, why Johnny "where is my box of sultanas?"
Johnny replied, "Sorry, miss, my rabbit died."
Elmo: Welcome to the new micronation of Tickelandia.
Dude: Why are we close to Disneyland?
Kid: I don't know.
Elmo: Rule 1, you must not tell the forests or Bob Iger about us.
Meanwhile, Officer: Come on, Elmo, you're going to prison.
*Officer arrests Elmo*
Elmo: But who wants tickles?
Hello, are you there?
Yes, who are you?
My name is Watt.
Whatâs your name?
Wattâs my name.
Yes, what is your name?
My name is John Watt.
John What?
Yes, are you Jones?
No, Iâm Knott.
Will you tell me your name?
Will Knott.
Why not?
My name is Knott.
Not what?
Not Watt, Knott!
*hangs up*