Why jokes
Why did the orphan have to stay at school?
Because they need to leave with a parent.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never find home.
Why did the yeet yeet? It yeeted!
Why does Megan sound like a man, but she is a good singer and rapper, but then people talk about her? What's y'all rapper are singer?
My friend tried to sleep on napkins.
I guess that's why they're called NAP-kins.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Theodore.
Theodore who?
Theodore is locked, that is why I knocked.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cuz 7 8 9, right?
No. It's because 7 was a repeated 6 offender.
Why did the bodybuilder go to the crustacean church?
Because it was a good source of mussel mass!
Why did Stephen Hawking go to hell?
'cus there was only a stairway to heaven!
Why is the pizza place busy? Because it’s pizza day! 😂
Why did the man say "hi ti bye?"
Why doesn't the witch wear panties?
To get a better grip on her broom stick!
Why did the Red Sox lose?
They say, "Boo, Colorado Rockies."
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
Answer: Because they never knew what love was.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the Moo-vie theater.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Not Sally.
Why can't melons get married?
Because they cantaloupe.
Why was the washing machine laughing?
It was taking the piss out of the knickers!
Why do orphans have phones?
Because they don't know how to call home.
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?
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