Why jokes
Why did everyone suggest that the cheetah eat all the pumpkins?
Because he cheated at everything!
Why did the rapper refuse to play cards?
Because he was tired of dealing with all the jokers.
Theory is when you know everything but nothing works.
Practice is when everything works but no one knows why.
In our lab, theory and practice are combined: Nothing works and no one knows why.
Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands!
Where do sheep go to get their hair cut? The baa-baa shop.
Why did Adele cross the road? To sing, “Hello from the other side!”
How do trees access the internet? They log in.
Did you get them? Me neither. I mean, it is worst jokes ever. I'm kidding, I actually do understand them.
A man is digging in his garden and finds a gold chest. He goes to tell his wife.
Then he remembers why he was digging in the garden...
Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a registered six offender.
Why can't I touch little old women, but nursing home nurses can?
A police officer writes a ticket for a car not being parked correctly. The driver asks why. When he realizes he is parked poorly, he responds, "Oh. I'm terribly sorry. You see, I'm so gay I can't even park straight."
I have a riddle for you:
10 people are on a boat, but they all die due to a tsunami except the captain.
Then, when he gets home, his wife serves him “penguin meat.”
Once he eats it, he starts crying.
Why?
Why are dildos like a ratcheting wrench? They both make lots of noise and get their job done.
If an orange is called an orange, why isn’t a lemon called a yellow?
Why is America so bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost 2 towers.
Why did the adopted kid eat the last cookie? Because he was the only one left to adopt; everyone hated him.
Why couldn't the dinosaur clap? They're dead!
Why was 10 scared?
Because it’s between 9/11.
This is why they don't want to sell the Double Manhattan in pubs anymore.
Why can't Sally hit herself? Because she has no arms.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
Why do orphans love playing with boomerangs? Because it always comes back.
Why can't an emo person be in charge of sky diving?
He won't deploy the parachute.