Why jokes
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get to the dark side.
Why was the belt arrested?
It held up a pair of pants.
Why can't orphans go to school?
They don't have a home to go to.
Why did the orphan rob a bank?
For he can be wanted.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home plate.
Why is a group of Uchiha not called the Sharingang?
Why?
Because they're all Sharing... GONE :)
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Because it was dead.
Why does the orphan go to church? He needs someone to call father.
Why is he called Stephen Hawking?
Because he is always trying to hawk up phlegm to clear his throat.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because he can’t find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know what home is.
Why did the ducks go to jail?
They sold quack.
Why did the bounty hunter not cash in an orphan?
He was not worth keeping.
You were born on a highway in a car crash, I wonder why.
I don't see why women are complaining about the glass ceiling. I mean, if they reach high enough, they can clean it...
Why did the rock not risk going to the other side of the road?
It's a damn rock, mate. It's not gonna walk!
Why are you guys making fun of priests?
Because you have a suga daddy already.
Why did the joke cross the street?
Why did the Italian cross the road?
C'era un uliveto.