Why jokes
Why aren't orphans good at poker?
Because they don't know what a "full home" is!
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
But then why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9 and 11.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine.
But 10 was afraid, why? Because it was in between 9 and 11.
Why can't England play Clash, Chess, or Checkers?
Because they lost their queen.
Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.
Why is ten afraid? Because he’s in between nine and eleven.
Why did Sally not come home from school today?
Because she got hit by a bus.
Why did Sally not come home from school today?
Because she died by a flying brick!
Why can't New Yorkers play chess?
Because they lost their towers.
Why can't two eggs tell jokes?
Because they will crack each other up!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They won't be able to find home.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pizzas and they only got plain: one came late, and then went to the wrong location.
I think they are New York Jets fans and the Jets QB helped them... That's why one of them was off target.
Why did the three 23s not go to the orphanage?
Because they already 69'd.
Why was Sonic fast?
To be rolling around at the speed of sound, got places to go, gotta follow my lead.
Why is there no medication in Africa?
Because doctors advised, "You don't take it on an empty stomach."
Why don’t autistic people like Autism Speaks?
They’re jealous that autism can speak.
(This is not meant to be triggering, sorry if it is).
Why do physically disabled gay men like performing blowjobs on well-endowed, abled-bodied gay men?
Because physically disabled gay men prefer eating pepperoni than eating sausage links for dinner 🍽
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get a fresh set of GRILLZ.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to make dough.
Why don't rappers ever make good chefs?
Because they always drop the beet!