Why jokes
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he couldn't stop DROPPING HITS.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
To NAVIGATE his way through the CROWD.
Why did the rapper bring a fishing rod to the studio?
To reel in some KILLER HOOKS.
Why do physically disabled gay men like performing blowjobs on well-endowed, abled-bodied gay men?
Because physically disabled gay men prefer eating pepperoni than eating sausage links for dinner 🍽
Why should you never throw grandpa's false teeth at a vehicle? You might denture car.
Why is bungee jumping similar to a condom?
Because if the rubber snaps, you're fucked.
Why aren't Americans good at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always follow the street signs.
Question; Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In" Freezer?
Answer; Because it's where everyone goes to "Hang Their Meat"!
Why did the skydiver bring a backup parachute?
In case the first one wanted to "cut ties" with them mid-air.
Why did the skydiver's parachute fail?
Because it realized it had a better chance of survival without them.
Do you know why people in wheelchairs don’t pay for them?
Because they have to pay for road tax.
Why are vampires always sick?
Because they are coffin.
Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing!
Why did so many people die in the Grenfell Fire Disaster in London?
All the exit signs were in English.
Why was the math book sad at the rap battle?
Because it couldn't count the bars!
Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the concert?
In case he needed to drop some FRESH LINES.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to make dough.
Why did the rapper go to therapy?
He had too many BARS he couldn't drop.
Why was the rapper always in a rush?
Because he was on the FAST TRACK to RAP STARDOM!