Why jokes
symple: Why did you include me in this fuckery?
symple: And why the fuck am I the profile picture?
angela: Because you are the thot of the group.
symple: Well it takes one to know one.
symple: Aren't Thot jokes just "whore'able?"
angela: FUCK OFF!
Why are short people sad?
Don't judge though, it's crap but...
Because they couldn't reach happiness.
Why do kids like bananas?
'Cause they like doing the nana.
Why can't an orphan hit a home run?
They have no home to run to.
Why do orphans go on holiday?
To see what family is like.
Why did the nut go to the bank?
To cashew its check.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn’t wearing a seat belt.
Why did the squirrel ask for a pay raise?
He was paid peanuts.
Why did a school shooter get banned from a game server?
He was caught aimbotting.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why didn’t the pecan go to the ballet?
It was afraid of the nutcracker.
Why can’t a blind person be a teacher? Because they can’t control their pupils.
Why was there peanut butter in the middle of the road?
It went with the traffic jam.
Why couldn’t the peanut finish the project?
Work came to a grinding halt.
Why is Dawayne so small? Because his parents cut him up into small slices!
Why in Alabama people don't use doggy style... Cuz you don't turn your back to your family.
Why did the little boy get hit by a car?
Answer: Because Sally was driving!
Yo mama so dumb, when she looked at the light, she said, "Why is the sun so close to me?"
Why you never have to give a balloon to Elsa?
Because she will let it goooooooooooooooo let it goooo!
Why don't cows make good policemen?
Because they refuse to go on steak-outs!