Why jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on his side, there was a KFC shop.
Why are New Yorkers scared of airplanes?
Bro, why does Ohio look like Fallout 4?
Why did the man get on the bus to get sussy?
Why wasn’t the orphan allowed on the game show?
The show was called "Family Feud."
"Why are all these orphans here?" said Chris.
"Because their dad went to go get the milk," said MrBeast.
3 Years Later,
"I AM GIVING APPLE IN A SHARE TO EVERY ORPHAN IN THE WORLD, AND I'M ALSO GIVING EACH OF THEM 1000000000000 DOLLARS."
Why can’t blind people eat fish? Because it’s sea food.
Why is the world split in half? Because fat people are weighing the Earth down.
Why don't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why is 6 scared? Because 7 8 9.
Why is 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Why do orphans commit crimes?
Because they want to be wanted.
Why does an orphan have an iPhone XR for their first phone?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
I know this girl, Kamelah. She say, "What are you looking at?" I said, "I’m just tryna figure out why it look like Santa stole your hairline."
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don’t have a home to go to.
Why don't orphans know how to play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why is Jenna Marbles so funny? She lost all her marbles.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they won't know where home plate is.
Why can't an orphan make a home run in baseball?
Because they have no home to go to.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.