Why jokes
Why can't orphans go to homecoming? Because they don't have a home to go to.
Why did the bike fall over? Because I was too tired.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to KFC.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Worst joke ever.
Why was Goofy in the bathroom?
He was goofing off!
Why did the boy not cross the road?
Because he was on thin ice.
Why did the elephant get kicked out of the public pool?
Because he kept on dropping his trunks! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why was the elephant woozy?
Because he was trunk.
Why can't orphans cross roads?
They don't have a parent to hold hands with.
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
They need a parent's signature.
Why don't people sit next to the cheetah during a test?
Because he's a cheetah!
Why did Stephen Hawking go to hell?
'cus there was only a stairway to heaven!
Why is the pizza place busy? Because it’s pizza day! 😂
Why did the man say "hi ti bye?"
Whenever you think back to 9/11 and realize there are 12 hours in front of us, why the f*ck didn't they warn us?
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cuz 7 8 9, right?
No. It's because 7 was a repeated 6 offender.
Why did the bodybuilder go to the crustacean church?
Because it was a good source of mussel mass!
My friend tried to sleep on napkins.
I guess that's why they're called NAP-kins.
Why did the bike fall over?
It was too tired.
Why did that fish cross the road?
Just for the halibut (hell of it)!