Why jokes
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
They need a parent's signature.
Why was the computer late to work?
Because it had a hard drive!
Why did Playboi Carti’s partner complain about their love life? Because he kept repeating the same track and never reached the climax.
Why do orphans have 363 days in a year?
Because they have no Father's or Mother's days.
Why are people born in December, January, and February easy to get along with?
They're cool and chill.
Why was 10 scared? Because of 9/11.
My Son: "Mummy, why is my name Thomas?"
Me: "Because the night you were conceived, I had a train run on me."
Why are most politicians in the closet or gay?
Because all they can do is mandate.
Why can't orphans be home schooled?
Because they have no parent to home school them.
Why don’t autistic people like Autism Speaks?
They’re jealous that autism can speak.
(This is not meant to be triggering, sorry if it is).
Why are pirates named pirates?
Cuz they arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Why do girls only stay in odd groups of friends?
Because they literally can't even.
Why is it that every time I masturbate, things get out of hand?
Roses are red, violets are blue.
My heart is dead.
I’m such a fool.
Why did I fall for you?
Why are gay dudes so rude?
Because they are fucking assholes.
Why were the Twin Towers angry on 9/11?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got instead was plane.
Why did the African child wake up suddenly? Because he was being sexually abused.
Why did the suicide bomber get promoted?
Because he was blowing up at work. 💀😈
Why would doors do well on social media?
Everyone looks for their handles.
Why did the skydiver's parachute fail?
Because it was made by the same company that made their life decisions.