Why are most politicians in the closet or gay?
Because all they can do is mandate.
Why Jokes
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They wanted pepperoni, but got plane instead.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, and I got plane'd.
You want to get her pregnant before marriage to know if she's fertile, so why not marry a single mother that already has proof?
Why can't people eat pizza? Because they will be unavailable.
Why did Kenny die?
Was he trying to kill himself? Was he just dicking around?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To slide into your mom's bed.
Why donāt Mexicans have sex education and driver's education on the same day?
Because the donkey gets tired.
Why were the Twin Towers destroyed?
Because they ordered pepperoni and they got plane.
Why did Jordan cross the road? So he could get to his house.
Why canāt orphans be criminals?
Because theyāre not wanted.
Confusion life question!!!
* Can you cry underwater? * Do fishes ever get thirsty? * Why don't birds fall out the tree when they sleep? * Why is a building called that when it's already built? * When they say dog food is new and improved, who tastes it?
Why is the elephant headed God the true God?
Because he doesn't exist!
Did you know why they added Alexa for Stephen Hawking?
Why did the otter cross the road?
To get to the otter side.
Why doesn't bread like warm weather?
It gets toasty!
Why did that fish cross the road?
Just for the halibut (hell of it)!
Why is an orphan so bad at baseball?
Because they can't make it to home.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Theodore.
Theodore who?
Theodore is locked, that is why I knocked.
Why did the bike fall over?
It was too tired.
