Why jokes
My cousin said he wonders why people have sex with animals, and now I can’t stop thinking about it.
Ol’ McDonald had a farm e-I-e-I-oh.
When someone says "Did I ask?" say "Then why did you respond?"
Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the sequence 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3? -- Because Yoda was in charge of the sequence.
Why did the orphan rob a bank?
For he can be wanted.
Why did the chicken commit suicide?
To get to the other side.
Why did LankyboxGamesJustin go to the aquarium?
Because he's gonna dance with aquayyyyrium!
Why don’t orphans like baseball?
They have no home to run to.
Why do cheetahs never get an A+ on a test? They always cheetah!
Why does the orphan not buy milk?
That's what their parents are doing.
Yo momma is so ugly, Slenderman runs from her.
It's also why he has no eyes.
Why did 10 die? -- He was in the middle of 9/11.
Why are orphan weddings so entertaining?
They get to walk themselves down the aisle.
Joke 1) 9/11 was such a tragedy... Two drunk people drove a plane into a building.
Joke 2) If 6-2=4, why are there no more towers?
Joke 3) Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.
Why did God make the devils die?
God is great!
Kid starts short-coming people in school. Teacher asks, "Why are you doing that?"
He responds, "I wanted to paint the walls red for Christmas!"
Why did the man fall off his bike?
Because someone threw a refrigerator at him.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Cause he would never look both ways.
Why didn't the kid cancer patients like his joke?
He said, "You'll understand when you get older!"
Why do orphans not build houses in Minecraft? Because they want it to be realistic.
Why do rappers take time to prepare for camping?
Tupac-in-a-tent.