Why jokes
Why was the belt placed under arrest?
For holding up a pair of pants. 🤣
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why is Dawayne so small? Because his parents cut him up into small slices!
Why was the barber mad because I gave him a buzzcut?
Why do women need a pay rise? Isn't the glass ceiling high enough?
Why are the towers working out? They have big thighs!
Why do orphans die when a tornado comes?
They don't have parents to protect them.
Why can't orphans have a home button on their phone?
Because they don't have homes.
You when you face the boss the first time: :)
You when Dark Souls boss music starts playing on the second phase: :(
You when you ask why do you hear boss music: <(
You when the boss goes straight to his final phase after 1 hit:
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Why do you like cream instead of bugs?
Because bugs can kill you.
You were born on a highway in a car crash, I wonder why.
Why can orphans only have iPhone 13s?
Because there is no home button.
I don't see why women are complaining about the glass ceiling. I mean, if they reach high enough, they can clean it...
Why did the rock not risk going to the other side of the road?
It's a damn rock, mate. It's not gonna walk!
Why are you guys making fun of priests?
Because you have a suga daddy already.
Why did the joke cross the street?
Why did the Italian cross the road?
C'era un uliveto.
Why did the toilet paper get to the bottom of the hill?
Because he went down the drain! - it's a bad joke, lmao.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They can't find home plate.
Why go to sleep because he was bossy?