Why jokes

Mama

Yo mama so dumb, when she looked at the light, she said, "Why is the sun so close to me?"

Sex

Why did God create sex for marriage?

Because he wanted more people and less fun.

Orphan

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they don't know where home plate is.

Road

Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?

To get to the dark side.

Friend

What's the best way to tell your friend you hate them? Option 1: Kill them. Option 2: Walk away. Option 3: Kill each other.

Me: Why can't I just kms and leave them the pain?

Dog

Why didn't the dog want to play football??

'Cause he was a boxer!

Orphan

Why did the judge dismiss court when the orphan walked in?

Even a gay prison wouldn't want him.

Orphan

Why did the orphan cross the road and stop in a lane? To get run over.

Orphanage

Peter: Curses!

Jacob: Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?

Peter: *Crying*

Jacob: Why are you crying?

Jacob: Whatever. *Leaves orphanage*

Friend

My Emo friend was coming over to my house. When he got there, he said, "Got a rope?" I asked why, and he said, "I want to make a swing."

Orphan

There was a kid sitting in a corner.

Me: "Hey! Why are you here at an orphanage?"

Orphan: "..."

Me: "Oh, wait, you're an orphan."