Why jokes
Isn't a gaming console something people use to not be alone?
THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE 50% OF THE GAMES OFFLINE?!??!?!
Why do vegetarians give anonymous blowjobs at the glory hole at an adult book store? Because they don't want anybody to find out that they like meat.
Why did the Mexican chicken cross the road?
Because the mom said, "Vente, Baca."
The only reason why Murrikkkunts think Canada isn't free is because incest is illegal in Canada, in which one can face a sentence as long as 14 years in prison if convicted.
Why is LeBron James an orphan?
Because he doesn't Fortnite.
Why can't the orphan play baseball?
Because he does not know where home is.
Why is a moon rock tastier than an Earth rock?
Because it’s a little meteor.
Why do orphans not build houses in Minecraft? Because they want it to be realistic.
You know how 7 8 9? Why was ten scared? 'Cos he was in the middle of 9/11.
I was listening to WAP in my car with my four-year-old cousin, and she asked why they don't fix the holes in the house.
Then my fucking boyfriend, what a hoe, was and pointed to me. I pushed him out of the car, and my other boyfriend took the front seat.
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Why do you only see girls in groups of 3, 5, 7, and 9?
Because they can’t even.
Why did Joe Biden go to the hospital? Because he couldn't stop Putin.
Why is Kyle Rittenhouse the Ultimate Crime Fighter?
Because in one night he killed a pedophile and a domestic abuser.
Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run too if your name was dgergbbfdnbj.
Why was Hitler a Baka at mathematics? Because he can only count to Nein.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his FLOW-CABULARY!
Why can't a kid with ADHD shoot a gun?
Their focus is always off.
Why did Michael Jackson allow little boys to sleep in his house? Because he's bad.
Why did you and Sarah break up?
'Cause she cheetahed on me.