Why jokes
Why do orphans miss every hit? Because no one is cheering for them.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
It doesn't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where the home plate is.
No wonder why I can't find you. You're in the trash bin.
A kid came to the orphanage with a dead fish. She was crying.
Why was the kid crying in the orphanage? Because someone came for the fish.
Why can't the orphan play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why do orphans go to church?
They have someone to call "father" there.
6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared?
Because 10 was in 9/11.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because their dad never came back.
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy"/"mommy."
Why do American guns only have 30 rounds?
Because it's the average class size.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why was 10 scared because it was in the middle of 9/11?
Why was the PUBG player sad?
Since all his friends went to school while he went to Pochinki.
Why did the orphan cheat on his girlfriend with a guy?
Because he wanted someone to call "Mommy" and "Daddy."
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands! (I love this joke because it never grows old.)
Why do orphans not play baseball?
Because they don't know the way home!
Why would a cannibal stop eating people?
If they got fed up with them.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Not to see his parents.
Why does fireman wear red suspenders?
To hold his pants up.