Why jokes
Why did the man get run over?
Ur mom XD
Why is my anus burning?
'Cause I sat on an open lighter, oh god, help!
Boy: “My heart MELTS for you.”
Girl: “OMG, are you okay?!?!”
Boy: “Yeah, why?”
Girl: “Because if your heart is melting, then you are NOT okay.”
Why did my parents walk to the other side?
...Why?
Why did an orphan rob a bank?
To be wanted.
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Why do Native Americans hate snow?
Because it's white and all over their land.
Teacher: Jeff, why did you throw a paper plane at the twins?
Jeff: You wouldn't get it, miss.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? Because they can't tell their parents.
"Hitler and Goring are standing atop the Berlin radio tower. Hitler says he wants to do something to put a smile on Berliners' faces.
So Goring says: 'Why don't you jump?'"
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find their way home.
My girlfriend asked, "Why is this test so long and hard?"
I then said, "You know what else is long and hard..."
She was amazed!
6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared?
Because 10 was in 9/11.
Why was 10 scared?
Because he was in-between 9-11.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because their dad never came back.
Why do orphans go to church?
Because there they have a father.
Why can't orphans be kidnapped?
Because most kidnappers use a family van.
Why did 6 eat 7? Because 7 ate 9.
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy"/"mommy."
A kid came to the orphanage with a dead fish. She was crying.
Why was the kid crying in the orphanage? Because someone came for the fish.