Why jokes
Why have kids? Just go get one now, no nine-month delay.
Why can’t an orphan play games with a full house in them? Because they don’t know what a full house is.
Why can't orphans close their video games?
Because they can't find the home button.
Why do orphans not like the movie Frozen?
Because for them, love isn't an open door.
Why can’t anyone sing “hit me with your best shot” at the veterans ball karaoke?
Because every time she sang the line “fire away,” someone started shooting!
Why do emos cut their arms? Because they can't cut the rope.
Why did the grandpa leave the house to go to the grocery store?
To get the ice cream for the grandma.
Why can’t orphans have an iPhone?
Because they can’t find the home button!
Why are emo kids the best jumpers?
Because they never fall down.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands! (I love this joke because it never grows old.)
Why should cemeteries be built next to orphanages?
So the orphans can see their parents.
Why do orphans not play baseball?
Because they don't know the way home!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where the home plate is.
Why do people always bully orphans?
'Cause what can they do? Tell their parents?
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home run.
Why was 10 scared because it was in the middle of 9/11?
"Why didn't the boy pick up his ice cream?" - Margaret
"Why?" - Depressed boy
"Because he got ran over." - Margaret
"I wish that was me." - Depressed boy
Why did the North Tower want chocolate ice cream?
Because he didn't want plane.