Why jokes

Anus

Why is my anus burning?

'Cause I sat on an open lighter, oh god, help!

Heart

Boy: “My heart MELTS for you.”

Girl: “OMG, are you okay?!?!”

Boy: “Yeah, why?”

Girl: “Because if your heart is melting, then you are NOT okay.”

Snow

Why do Native Americans hate snow?

Because it's white and all over their land.

Twin Towers

Teacher: Jeff, why did you throw a paper plane at the twins?

Jeff: You wouldn't get it, miss.

Hitler

"Hitler and Goring are standing atop the Berlin radio tower. Hitler says he wants to do something to put a smile on Berliners' faces.

So Goring says: 'Why don't you jump?'"

Orphan

Why are orphans so bad at baseball?

Because they can’t find their way home.

Test

My girlfriend asked, "Why is this test so long and hard?"

I then said, "You know what else is long and hard..."

She was amazed!

Number

6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared?

Because 10 was in 9/11.

Orphan

Why do orphans have water with their cereal?

Because their dad never came back.

Orphan

Why can't orphans be kidnapped?

Because most kidnappers use a family van.

Orphan

Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy"/"mommy."

Orphanage

A kid came to the orphanage with a dead fish. She was crying.

Why was the kid crying in the orphanage? Because someone came for the fish.