Why jokes
A man gave me 1 dollar that was ripped and laughed away. I wonder why he did that.
He did that on purpose to trick me, then I met him in the threes.
You wanna know why I love trains?
They end my suffering.
Why is it bad to climb a tree?
You might fall on an orphan! 🫥
Why are people mad at me? All I did was tell the truth and put the Bible in the fiction section of the library.
Why is "dark" spelled with a "k" and not with a "c"?
Because you can't C in the dark!
Why Satan didn't stop sending messages to God about hell?
'Cause they made a juice out of him.
Why do the orphans love going to the bakery down the street so much? Because their cookies are homemade.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year? Because they don’t have a Mother’s and Father’s Day.
Why are mountains so funny? Because they are so high!
Why was ten scared?
It was in the middle of 9/11.
Why do people come on here just to say that we should not be making these jokes? They literally look this shit up just to complain.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute?
Because they needed someone to call "daddy".
I don't see why people say that emo kids don't like to hangout.
I saw them hanging all day.
My sister said I was only allowed to grate cheese, so I said to her that I’d prove her wrong.
The next day my mum asked me why my cheese was tan, and I said it was my own special recipe. My mum loved the cheese but she didn’t like it much after the funeral.
Why are blinds called blinds?
Because when they aren’t closed, they are blinding!
Why can't an Asian play baseball?
'Cause they always eat the bat!
Why is it bad to high five an emo?
They will leave themselves hanging.
Why did the zebra cross the road?
Why did the lettuce win the race?
So, at school there are these twins. At my school, I folded two paper airplanes to throw at them. Once I realized why it felt so wrong to do it, I had already threw them. I hit the north, then the south one.