Why did the midget laugh when he ran? Because the grass tickles his balls.
Why Jokes
Why can’t orphans learn about ancient times?
Because they don’t know what a mummy is.
Why can't orphans get 5 stars in GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
Why do orphans like Darth Vader?
So he can say, "I'm your father!"
Why do orphans only have iPhone XR?
Because they don't have home buttons.
Why did the orphan misbehave in school?
Because the principal couldn't call their parents.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home run.
"Why didn't the boy pick up his ice cream?" - Margaret
"Why?" - Depressed boy
"Because he got ran over." - Margaret
"I wish that was me." - Depressed boy
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can't go home.
Why did the blind man fall in the well? Because he couldn't see that well.
Why can't orphans be in charge of making web pages?
Because they can't add a home page.
Why does the military pick orphans as fighter pilots?
Because homing missiles don't work on them.
Why did the orphan fail in baseball?
He couldn't find home.
Why can't you ever see an emo?
They're too high to see.
Why do orphans want a sugar daddy?
They actually can call someone "daddy!"
Why is being an electrician the easiest job in the world? It's literally light work.
Why does a kid in a wheelchair get bullied? Because he can’t stand up for himself.
Why does Aaron chug beer on a Wednesday?
Because his dad beats him every single day because he has scoliosis.
Why do orphans start fights?
Because they don't get in trouble at home.
Why did Dad Man quit acting?
I don’t know either.
