Why jokes
Why does new pavement smell like butt?
In other words you can also call it asphalt.
Ass-phalt.
Why do you let your dads sleep so they don't get grumpy and eat your dinner?
Why does a robot malfunction when they get sad?
Because they have a break down.
Why did the gym close down?
Because it just didn't work out.
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Why was 10 afraid?
He was in the middle of 9/11.
Why is Mercury filled with Beryllium, Gold, and Titanium?
Mercury is Be-Au-Ti-Full!
Why are all fat people bad drivers?
They are all hungover.
Why was eight afraid of seven? Because 7, 8, 9!
A girl with no arms and one leg goes to her mother and asks: "Mom, next year for the carnival, can I dress up as a princess?"
The mother replies: "Why? Didn't you like the ice lolly dress from last year?"
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why is the letter "B" very cool? Because it's sitting in the AC.
Boss: Why are you so bad at driving trains? How many have you derailed this year?
Me: Sorry, boss, it’s hard to keep track.
Why did the robber take a shower before his robbery?
So he could make a clean getaway!
Why do orphans want parents? Because they don't want to be left out.
Why can orphans go to Thacker Jewelry?
They love to see the whole family.
Why do we tell actors to “break a leg?”
Because every play has a cast.
Why do orphans like going to church?
Because they actually get to say "father" for once.
When someone says "Did I ask?" say "Then why did you respond?"
Why can’t you trust an emo kid?
'Cause they always leave you hanging.