Why jokes

Why did the dwarf laugh when he walked on the field?

The grass was tickling his balls.

"Why couldn’t the DJ keep any of the fish he caught?

He kept dropping the bass."

Why does the Please Touch Museum sound like "police touch museum?"

Because they gotta watch out for the pedos.

I can't have my Oreos 😭 Why?

My dad still hasn't came back with that God damn milk.

Why did the skeleton not go to prom?

Because he had no body to go with.

Why do orphans rob banks?

Because they want to be wanted.

Why are orphans good at dodge ball?

Because no one misses them.

Why did Uranus say gross? Because he saw Uranus.

Why do orphans like to play tennis?

Because that’s the only love they will get.

Why are life and a penis alike?

Women make both of them hard.

Why can orphans only watch G-rated movies?

Because they have no parental guidance.

You should always wash your sex toys. That’s why priests invented baptism.

Man: Aw man, I'm having a bad day.

Man's friend: Same.

Man: So why did you have a bad day? My brother got hit by the school bus.

Man's friend: I got fired as a bus driver.

Man: Oh great heavens!

Why are Americans so bad at class royals?

Because they already lost 2 towers.

Why is Newton not allowed to visit local farms?

The owners know that forces come in pears.

Why did the GG Miller say to the loser?

"This is a nice reflection!"

Why are Americans so good at solving Rubik's Cubes?

Because they're good at separating colors.

Why is 10 scared?

Because it is in the huddle of 9/11.

Why did God steal a rib from Adam and make a woman out of it?

God wanted to show that nothing sensible can come of stealing!

Why did the Titanic sink? Because everyone played Simon Says!