Why jokes
Why did the nut go to the bank?
To cashew its check.
Why do orphans never use other people's Wi-Fi?
So they can be connected.
Why do rapists and pedophiles never win a race?
Because they always like to come in a little behind.
Why did the emo kid get mad?
I wore a “Just Do It” shirt.
Why do prostitutes love servicing zombies? They always leave a tip.
Censorship is trash. It doesn’t stop people from spreading hate anyways.
Why do orphans have to have customized phones? Because there aren't home buttons.
Father and mother are making love in the bedroom. Mother is on top of father. Suddenly, the son enters the bedroom. Everyone is embarrassed, of course.
The next morning, the mother takes the little boy aside and says, "I'll tell you about what you saw yesterday. You know, Dad has a big belly, and that's why Mom sometimes sits on top of that belly to push it flat." The little boy says, "But Mama, that does not make any difference." "Oh no?" the mom asks. "No," says the little boy, "When you go to work, the neighbor comes, and she puts herself on her knees for Dad, and she blows his belly up again!"
Q: Why should you stand in the corner if you get cold? A: It’s always 90 degrees.
My wife and I were out to dinner and the waitress started flirting with me.
"She obviously has COVID," my wife said.
"Why?" I asked.
My wife replied with a sneer, "Because she has no taste!"
If you are a banana, why don't you eat a banana?
Oh right, you'd be a cannibal. I mean a banan-i-ball.
Why couldn’t the house see?
The blinds were down.
Why did the grandmother put wheels on her rocking chair?
... she likes to rock and roll lol.
Why were the people in 911 devastated?
They ordered extra flavored pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Why is your mom's butt so smelly? Cause she wipes poorly.
When I saw a girl sitting on the ground crying, I asked her where her parents were. She cried louder. That’s why I like to volunteer in an orphanage.
I just went to India and thought, "Why do they have so many sniper hitmen?" It turns out the red dot isn't a sniper laser.
Why don't dinosaurs lay eggs?
Because they're EGGstinct!
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
To be wanted.
Why was 10 so scared? Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road? - 'Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt.