Why jokes
Why don't pirates take a bath before walking the plank?
'Cause they just wash up onshore.
Why doesn't the orphan's phone have a homepage, being it doesn't have a home?
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to, lmao.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why can an orphan not have homework? They do not have a home.
poor police
Why should you always be friends with an emo kid?
They always hang around.
Why can't an emo person be in charge of sky diving?
He won't deploy the parachute.
Why do we tell actors to "break a leg"?
Because every play has a cast! Get it? Lol.
Why do orphans ride the bus? Because they have no parents to drop them off.
Why did the joke die?
Because it's a meme!
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can’t hit a home run.
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the playground?
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t hit home runs.
Why are natives called redskins? Idk, ask the pilgrims 😂
Ok ok ok so 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Why do most orphans become criminals?
Then finally they know what it’s like to be wanted.
Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?
Kid: I don't know why.
Man: Because they have a family plan.
Kid: Well, I need to get another phone service now.
Why do orphans like Minecraft? So they can build a home...
But a creeper blows it up.
Do you know why boys can't ask girls out? Because they don't have any balls to ask girls out!
Why is being alive so expensive? I'm not even having a good time.