Why did Daveon get fired from his job at the orange juice factory? Because he couldn't concentrate.
Why Jokes
Why did Daveon decide to become a magician? Because he wanted to make his problems "Daveon" disappear.
I complained to my dad why he never took me to the zoo.
He said if they want you, they’ll come get you.
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the concert?
Because his lyrics were so fire, he needed protection!
Why did the rapper go to the optometrist?
Because he needed to improve his RAP VISION.
Why were the rappers late for their flight?
They forgot to pack.
Do you know why dinosaurs can't eat hyenas?
Because they're dead! The last thing they ate was some rock.
Why can’t English people play chess? They ain't got no queen.
I was digging in my garden when I found this chest of gold coins.
I wanted to run inside to tell my wife what I found, but that's when I remembered why I was digging.
Why do orphans rob banks?
Because they want to be wanted.
Why are orphans good at dodge ball?
Because no one misses them.
Why did Uranus say gross? Because he saw Uranus.
Why did the kid cross the road?
He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.
Yeah, so why can't a blind woman drive?
Exactly, cuz she's a woman.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X for his birthday?
Because the iPhone X doesn't have a home button.
Why is jelly laughing a lot?
Because his friend goes nuts!
"Why couldn’t the DJ keep any of the fish he caught?
He kept dropping the bass."
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because she wanted to have an affair with the rooster.
Why shouldn't orphans get a phone?
They would get stuck in an app because they can't find the home button.
Why did Paul Walker regret turning in his test?
Because his grade went from 99 to 0 in less than a second.
