Why jokes
Why can’t orphans play baseball? 'Cause they can’t find home plate.
Why is jelly laughing a lot?
Because his friend goes nuts!
Why did the dwarf laugh when he walked on the field?
The grass was tickling his balls.
"Why couldn’t the DJ keep any of the fish he caught?
He kept dropping the bass."
Why shouldn't orphans get a phone?
They would get stuck in an app because they can't find the home button.
Memes
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Why can orphans never walk home?
Because there's no way to go.
You want to know why Santa brings such a big sack?
Because he only comes once a year.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because she wanted to have an affair with the rooster.
Why do emo kids hate high fives?
They’re always left hanging.
Why is an orphan's favorite movie Spider-Man: No Way Home?
Why do orphans do so well in life?
When people told them "Go big or go home," they only had one option.
I was sitting in traffic the other day.
Probably why I got run over.
Q: Why was the Tower of Pisa leaning?
A: Because it had better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Why did the egg hide?
Because it was a little chicken!
Why don't Indians play baseball?
Every time they reach a corner, they make a shop.
Why do emos suck at playing tic-tac-toe on their wrists?
Because when they win, they lose.
Why did the straight white caucasian male cross the road?
Because a black person was approaching.
A man asks God, "Hello God, why did you make my wife so dumb?"
God replies, "So she would love you..."
Why did Catholic women stop going to church?
Because it takes Jesus three days to rise.
Why are Indian people bad at Monopoly?
Because whenever they hit the corner, they build a shop.