Why jokes
Why can't England play chess?
Because they have no queen, and they will soon lose their king.
Why do women have two sets of lips?
I kiss both.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
To find his way to the BEAT!
Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the concert?
To drop some SLAM DUNKS on the mic!
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
To leave everyone SPEECHLESS!
Memes
Why did the rapper carry an UMBRELLA?
Because he heard there was a 50% chance of "Lil Wayne."
Why does everyone call me racist?
My shadow is black.
Why did the rapper go to the auto shop?
To get his RHYMES in TUNE.
Why did Daveon get fired from his job at the orange juice factory? Because he couldn't concentrate.
Why did Daveon decide to become a magician? Because he wanted to make his problems "Daveon" disappear.
I complained to my dad why he never took me to the zoo.
He said if they want you, they’ll come get you.
Why were the rappers late for their flight?
They forgot to pack.
Do you know why dinosaurs can't eat hyenas?
Because they're dead! The last thing they ate was some rock.
Why can’t English people play chess? They ain't got no queen.
I was digging in my garden when I found this chest of gold coins.
I wanted to run inside to tell my wife what I found, but that's when I remembered why I was digging.
Why do orphans rob banks?
Because they want to be wanted.
Why are orphans good at dodge ball?
Because no one misses them.
Why did Uranus say gross? Because he saw Uranus.
Why did the kid cross the road?
He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.
Yeah, so why can't a blind woman drive?
Exactly, cuz she's a woman.