Why jokes
Why were the apple and orange all alone? Because the banana "split."
Why don't chickens and sheep get along?
Because they have beef between them.
Why doesn't Laila in UHS need an insult?
Have a look at her face!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t get to home run!
Friend A: "Why are you still a virgin, bro?"
Friend B: "I was until last night."
Friend A: "Nah, nah, who with?"
Friend B: "Your sister."
Friend A: "I don't have a sister."
Friend B: "Just wait 9 months, you'll see."
Memes
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why don't you wanna taco 'bout it? Cause it's nacho problem!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is...
Why can’t I drive? 'Cuz my dad never showed me how, yet.
Why is daonlyjuanhere an orphan?
Because he is the only one.
Why did the dog want a kiss? Because he can see his knees.
Why can't antelopes get married?
Because they can't elope.
Idiot 1: Why are cows good in math?
Idiot 2: I don't know why.
Idiot 1: Because they have built-in cowculators!
Why did the Texas cow own its own dachshund?
The cowboy told it to "get along little doggie."
Why couldn't the T-rex clap his hands?
Because he's dead.
Why did the chili blush?
Because it was so hot!
Why was the dog so stressed out?
It had a ruff day.
Why do orphans love tennis? It's the only love they get.
In tennis, 0 points is love.
Why can’t orphans go on field trips? Because they need parent permission.
Why did the orphans go to the church?
Because they need someone to call "father."