Why jokes
I was digging in our garden and found a chest full of gold coins. I wanted to run straight home to tell my wife about it. Then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
Why can't orphans play cricket?
'Cause they don't know where the home is.
Why are orphans and bananas so much alike? Because they both get split.
Why did the kid named Jeff become gay? Because he grew up without a father figure. Hahaha, I love dark humor!
Q: Why do depressed people always have colored hair?
A: That’s as close as they can get to dye.
So an emo shot themselves, and so the detective decides to ask why, but it just goes in one ear and out the other.
Why don't lesbians have sex in the morning?
Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese?
Hey, I broke up with your girl.
-Me: What? Why?
Wait, what?
-Me: You f**ked her, so it's your baby.
Why does an orphan only have 363 days in a year?
Because they don’t have mothers and Father’s Day!
I saw an orphan in the grocery store and asked him, "Where's your mom?" and he cried. Why?
Yo mama is SO FAT... SO FUCKING FAT... That when she went on the bus, she wasn't allowed in. She asked why, and the driver pointed to the sign "Weight capacity of 50 people". The bus was empty.
She got mad and ate the bus!
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because they come back.
Why is parking a car like finding a girlfriend?
All the good ones are taken, so you stick it in the disabled one and hope nobody notices.
Why are gay dudes so rude?
Because they're fucking assholes.
A police officer writes a ticket for a car not being parked correctly. The driver asks why. When he realizes he is parked poorly, he responds, "Oh. I'm terribly sorry. You see, I'm so gay I can't even park straight."
(True story)
One day Sally's mom said, "I can just eat you up!" And Sally says, "No, you can't!" Then the mom asks why and Sally says, "Because I'm a beaner, and we don't taste good."
Why were the Twin Towers scared for dinner? Because their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
Why do orphans go to church?
So they can call someone father!
Friend: Why don't you cut your hair?
Me: Dunno, but I'll probably cut my wrists first.
Hitler visits a lunatic asylum. The patients give the Hitler salute. As he passes down the line, he comes across a woman who isn't saluting.
"Why are you not saluting like the others?" Hitler barks.
"Mein Führer, I'm the nurse," she responds. "I'm not crazy!"