Why jokes
Why did the Orphan have imaginary parents?
Because his last parents existed.
Why did the cow cross the road?
Because the chicken was on vacation.
Why did Leah throw the butter out of the window? To see a butterfly!
Why can't an orphan hit a home run? Because they don't know where home is.
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
To get to the rear end.
Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack?
Because he only comes once a year.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because he can’t find home plate.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why can't the toilet paper be cheeky?
It's between cheeks at the moment.
Why are orphanages like dogs?
Because they get adopted.
Why did the orphan have to stay at school?
Because they need to leave with a parent.
Why can’t orphans go to school? Because they don’t have a parent to sign them up.
Why can't orphans play cricket? Because they can't find home.
Why shouldn’t you pick on a midget with learning difficulties?
... Because it’s not big and it’s not clever.
Why couldn’t the midget ride the bus?
He can’t slam dunk his bus fare!
Why is something orphans can never say?
"Let's go home."
Why can’t an orphan get suspended or expelled from school? Because they need to contact parents.
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Why did the butt fart?
Because they don't know the words.
Why are frogs good at basketball?
Because they always make jump shots.