Why jokes
Why can’t orphans have a horse?
Because they run away like their mum did.
Why do Lebanese go to school? Tabouli!
Why don’t eagles 🦅 like fast food?
Because they can’t catch it!
Q: Why didn't the skeleton laugh at the joke?
A: He broke his funny bone!
Why did the T-Rex 🦖 get a ticket?
He ran at a stomp light!
Why can’t someone say "ur mums gay" to an orphan? Because he doesn’t have a mum.
Why are orphans terrible at baseball? They never get home runs.
Why can’t an orphan have a dog? It always runs away.
Why doesn’t the orphan have any toys? Because his Lego figures ran away too.
Why do orphans go to church so they can call someone "father?"
Why do orphans go to church?
They go there to finally call someone "father."
Why did you always see Michael Jackson wearing two white gloves?
Because masturbation is against Michael Jackson's religious beliefs.
Why is Sam Ryan a redditor? Because he is.
Why can’t orphans order from Costa?
They need a parent or guardian with them.
Me: tries to scan self at Walmart. I can't scan myself, wanna know why?
Alfred: Why?
Me: because I'm worthless... =)
Why did the cliff feel offended?
Because George jumped OFF. ENDED his life.
(I'm sorry... No, I'm not!)
Why didn’t the moon eat dinner?
Because it was full! 🌕
Why did the car drive over the cake?
'Cause it was in tiers!! Lol, sorry this ain't funny.
Why wasn’t the frog 🐸 crying?
Because he was hoppy.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.