Why jokes
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? Because she will let it go.
Why can't orphans sign up for sports?
They have to have a parent's signature.
Why are girls and rocks so alike?
If they're flat, they get skipped.
God: Why is the teenager so short?
Angel: I don't know.
God: I said, "Strong as a bear!"
Angel: No, you said, "Ass hair."
God: No, I didn't!
Hi, this is Chloe, and I am about to tell you about my joke.
Why did the cow cross the road? Because to get to the other side.
Teacher: Why do people snore?
Me: Because they sleep.
Why are all these pathetic jokes about school shootings?😒 You all are so fucking pathetic... Humanity is officially gone, stupid bitches...
Why is an orphan really good at being naughty?
Because they have no one to tell them off.
Why is an orphan good at being naughty?
Because they don't have no one to tell them off.
Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
'Cause there was a crack!
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
Why did da tomato blush?! IT SAW THE SALAD DRESSING YUH!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the idiot's house.
Knock knock?
Who's there?
The chicken!
Why does a cow love music?
Because it can play a moo-sical instrument.
Why did the lady go to the dealership? Because she was going to get Hereford.
Why was Stephen Hawking a bad influence towards kids? Because he couldn’t stand for anything.
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
It got stuck in the crack.
Why doesn't the orphan date the girl?
Because she is a home-y.
Here's some of my weird jokes:
What are rhinos? They're unicorns that let themselves go.
Joke # 2: Why do triangles try every angle of its house? Because it's in its name.
Joke # 3: Wanna hear a cheesy joke? Sorry, the mouse got to the cheese first.
99% of women kiss with their eyes closed, that's why it's so hard to identify the rapist.