Why jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the idiot's house.
Knock knock?
Who's there?
The chicken!
Why does a cow love music?
Because it can play a moo-sical instrument.
Why did the lady go to the dealership? Because she was going to get Hereford.
Why was Stephen Hawking a bad influence towards kids? Because he couldn’t stand for anything.
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
It got stuck in the crack.
Why doesn't the orphan date the girl?
Because she is a home-y.
Here's some of my weird jokes:
What are rhinos? They're unicorns that let themselves go.
Joke # 2: Why do triangles try every angle of its house? Because it's in its name.
Joke # 3: Wanna hear a cheesy joke? Sorry, the mouse got to the cheese first.
99% of women kiss with their eyes closed, that's why it's so hard to identify the rapist.
Why did the koala cross the road?
To get to the big tree.
Why do cows do it for the mooooooooooooooooooo?
Why did the clock eat so fast?
He wanted to go in for SECONDS! Super bad, huh?
Why was the cow afraid?
He was a cow-herd.
Why is Donald Trump like a creamsicle?
He's white on the inside.
He's orange on the outside.
And then there's that stick!
Why doesn’t the sun go to college?
Answer: Because it has a million degrees! 😀
Why does a milking stool have 3 legs?
Because the cow has the udder one.
Q: Why do orphans like boomerangs?
A: They come back, unlike their parents.
Why can't the orphan go on a field trip?
Because he can't sign the parent's signature.
Why can orphans travel around so much? They never get homesick.
Why did Sally drop her ice cream?
Because she got hit by a bus.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
Person one: Why did the boy go home?
Person two: Why?
Person one: Because he had PHOAM work to do!