Why do people have sex?
Because they like going "Ahhhhhhhhhhh fuck me, bitch, I love you!"
Why Jokes
Why are mountains đ so funny? Because theyâre hill areas, do you get it? They are hill areas, like a mountain is a hill area. It sounds like hilarious, so you get it.
Why couldnât the dairy farmer find his home? He lost the whey!đ
(I want to apologize in advance. These are very dark jokes.)
Whatâs red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
I was going to tell a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort.
Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? His wife is dead.
Why does Helen Keller hate porcupines? Theyâre painful to look at.
Why canât orphans play baseball? They donât know where home is.
Give a man a match, and heâll be warm for a few hours. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled at me and said yes. The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked off with her cardboard box.
My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
Why are gay people gay? Because they are gay.
Wanna hear a funny joke? Well, that was why you were here... Here's the joke: Your life :)
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why canât orphans have a horse?
Because they run away like their mum did.
Why do Lebanese go to school? Tabouli!
Why donât eagles đŚ like fast food?
Because they canât catch it!
Q: Why didn't the skeleton laugh at the joke?
A: He broke his funny bone!
Why did the T-Rex đŚ get a ticket?
He ran at a stomp light!
Why canât someone say "ur mums gay" to an orphan? Because he doesnât have a mum.
Why are orphans terrible at baseball? They never get home runs.
Why canât an orphan have a dog? It always runs away.
Why doesnât the orphan have any toys? Because his Lego figures ran away too.
Why do orphans go to church so they can call someone "father?"
Why do orphans go to church?
They go there to finally call someone "father."
Why did you always see Michael Jackson wearing two white gloves?
Because masturbation is against Michael Jackson's religious beliefs.
Why is Sam Ryan a redditor? Because he is.
