Why jokes
Why do mummies have trouble making friends?
Why are skeletons so calm?
Why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get run over and poop, and he died for 30 years until he was sent to Joe for getting run over, and he got killed by something, and then he died, and then he got it by you poop.
Why doesn't Adele swim properly?
Because she's rolling in the deep. 🤽♂️
If you are a banana, why don't you eat a banana?
Oh right, you'd be a cannibal. I mean a banan-i-ball.
Why is the USA so bad at chess?
Because they already lost two towers.
Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?
Because he wanted to win no-bell prize!
Why does a woodpecker have a beak?
So as to not smash his head against the tree.
Why can't orphans work at S.C. Johnson?
Because it's a family company...
Why are orphans prostitutes?
So they can call someone "daddy."
Dad, am I adopted?
NO! Why would I ever choose you?
Why don't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
I asked my mom if I was adopted. She said no, "Why the fuck would I adopt you?" and I said "I'm gonna kill myself," and she also said, "Make sure you do it right this time."
My dad drove past a graveyard. He said, "I won't be buried there." I asked why.
He said, "Because I am not dead yet!"
Why did Princess Diana cross the road? - 'Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
Why can't Chinese do anything? The government won't let them.
I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger and bigger, and then it hit me.
Why is the eagle a bird with many skills? Because it’s talon-ted!