Why is James ugly? Cuz he do be a nerd with braces.
Why Jokes
Once there was a midget man jumping on a pothole saying 43, 43, 43. A kid walks up to the man and says, "Why are you saying 43, 43, 43?"
The man stops and looks at him, then he starts jumping again and says 43, 43, 43.
The kid asked him again and so on.
Then the man stops, opens the pothole, throws the kid in, closes it, and starts jumping and says 44, 44, 44!!!"
Why can orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why did the plane crash?
Because it was being flown by a loaf of bread.
Why is Sonic so fat? He eats too many chili dogs.
Why did Mr. Peanut die?
His cane snapped!
Why did the skeleton not go to the ball?
He had no-body to go with.
Why did the chicken kill himself?
To get to the other side.
Why does Job have an Area 51 head? Because his head is the shape of a 🦖.
Why does Wet have a big head? Because he got hit by a wetaroid!
Why is Job good at Minecraft? Because he is noob, noob, noob, noob, noob. NOOB!
Why was Wet scared of Water? Because he was the water.
Why doesn't China have a cricket team?
They always eat the bat.
Why did the T-Rex cross the road?
The chicken wasn’t invented then.
I was wondering why the basketball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
Why do people always talk about nine eleven???
My dad died that day.
He was a good pilot.
My friend died by a truck, why can't I get run over?
Why did the skeleton never get cold? Because it went right through him!
Wonder why the British are so good at chess? They have the queen.
Wonder why Americans are so bad at chess? They lost two towers.
Why do orphans always go to church? Because that’s the only place they could call someone "father."
