Why didn't the Asian get a high five? Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
Why Jokes
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he can't hit a home run.
Me: Now I know why Michael Jackson turned white.
The police: You finally figured it out.
The first time I EVER HAD SEX I WAS ALL ALONE. You know why?
IT WAS DARK and I WAS ALL ALONE!
One day, the teacher asks a boy, "Why can't fish talk underwater?"
The kid says, "If I put your head underwater, will you be able to talk?"
Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
To check in on his flat mate.
Why did the banana like the movie?
Because it was apeeling.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
'Cause he was on crack.
Why did the elephant get kicked out of the public pool?
Because he kept on dropping his trunks! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why did the fire not burn the kid? Because it had no lips.
Why did the little boy drop his ice cream?
Because he was hit by a bus.
Why did Trump's brain cross the road?
Oh wait, there is no other side.
Why did the skeleton not go to the dance?
Because he had no BODY to go with!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
I asked my mum why she’s depressed, she said her life has been a wreck. I asked how long has it been, she then asked when I was born.
Why do all orphans get iPhone X's?
There isn't a home button.
Why do people love camping?
Because it's in tents!
Me: Hey! Do you know how to tie a knot?
Person: Yea, why?
Me: Cause I need help tying this noose :)
A girl looked in the fridge. She got mad that somebody ate the last ice cream cone. She ran into her sister's room and said, "This is why you're fat!" Then fell down the stairs. Good thing she had that belly roll to save her.
