Why jokes
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
Why can't Chinese do anything? The government won't let them.
I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger and bigger, and then it hit me.
Why is the eagle a bird with many skills? Because it’s talon-ted!
Why is Mercury so hot? I know, because the sun is killing Mercury.
Why is there A/C in hospitals?
So the vegetables stay nice and fresh.
Me: Shut up! If you don't shut up, I'm gonna tell your parents!
You: Why? I don't have any.
God- make a grumpy old man president.
Angel- why?
G- cause I said so-name him Trump.
A- okay.
G- make him not pay taxes.
A- okay...
Fast forward to 2020
G- you know that grumpy old man?
A- yea...
G- make him create a deadly virus named after a beer.
A- Krona.
G- exactly.
A- why do you hate humans so much?
G- because I can.
Q. Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
A. Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but they only got plane.
Why aren't orphans good at Monopoly?
They don't know what a house is.
Why is 1 equal to 22?
4 is too busy and one has the 21s to 4!
Why did Mexicans go to Area 51?
To show them what a real illegal alien looks like.
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? Because she will let it go.
Why can't orphans sign up for sports?
They have to have a parent's signature.
Why are girls and rocks so alike?
If they're flat, they get skipped.
God: Why is the teenager so short?
Angel: I don't know.
God: I said, "Strong as a bear!"
Angel: No, you said, "Ass hair."
God: No, I didn't!
Hi, this is Chloe, and I am about to tell you about my joke.
Why did the cow cross the road? Because to get to the other side.
Teacher: Why do people snore?
Me: Because they sleep.
Why are all these pathetic jokes about school shootings?😒 You all are so fucking pathetic... Humanity is officially gone, stupid bitches...
Why is an orphan really good at being naughty?
Because they have no one to tell them off.