Why don’t you peel a banana?
It’s too hard to kill your nana.
Why Jokes
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn't peeling well.
Why do orphans not know how to play baseball?
Because they cannot find home.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.
"Prince???? Where are you??? I might have to go to bed for real, but I just wish we could talk at night. Why don't we anyway? (I love you so much!)"
A man walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist, "May I have a bottle of arsenic, please?" She is shocked. "Why would you want something like that?" The man calmly tells her, "I want to poison my unfaithful wife and her lover." The pharmacist is now horrified. She said, "I can not possibly give you that. It is completely illegal and I would lose my license and be prosecuted for conspiracy and murder!" At this point the man hands the pharmacist a photo of his unfaithful wife having sex with the pharmacist's husband. She examines it then looks up at him. "Oh. I didn't know you had a prescription."
Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Because they taste funny.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because then they can play catch.
Why don't Japanese people like iPhones?
Because they are afraid of American airdrops.
Why was 6 scared?
Because 7 8 9.
This is a bad one but why do orphans hate their life even more in 2021?
Cause kids just laugh at them...
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Why can Jesus walk on water?
Because rubbish floats.
Why do I have a fat mom?
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he wanted to get to the other side. LOL.
"I was walking in the yard yesterday and a bug stepped on me. Why, you ask? Because the bug didn't know I was there."
Why can’t orphans eat cereal with milk? Cause mummy never gave them some.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
'Cause mommy never gave them some.
