Why jokes

Man

  • Why do you call a man that is physically handicapped and German?

    A physically handicapped bisexual man that is promiscuous and German.

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  • Tree

  • Q: Why didn't the Oak tree win the election?

    A: He didn't get the votes he was oaking for, because he was not the popular vote.

    Dog

  • So you know there's like dog mixes, right? Like a Snoodle and that stuff, right? So why can't a bulldog and a shih tzu be mixed? 'Cause if they did, it would be called bullshit.

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  • Team

  • So the coach got mad at me because I'm the only one on my team who is only a bit on the spectrum, and I was just keeping the ball to myself. The coach pulled me aside and said, "Pass to others." I said, "Why?" And he said, "There's no 'I' in 'team.'" I said, "Yeah, but there's an 'm' and an 'e.'"

    Uncle

  • Q) Why did the uncle sleep with his own nephew?

    A) Cuz the boy wouldn't stop talking about Donald Trump every single weekend.

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  • Priest

  • Why do Catholic priests suck on the cock of a young boy in his parish?

    Because it tastes like a Vienna sausage.

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  • Prince

  • I'm really bored and I don't know what's up with Prince. He isn't talking to me.

    And Freshfry, why are you so mean now?