Why were the people in the Twin Towers such good readers?
They went through 110 stories in 10 seconds.
Why Jokes
Why do orphans like to play GTA?
Because it's the only time they are wanted.
Why do orphans hate going in public?
Because there's kids out with their parents.
No offense to anyone though. I don’t understand why everyone is bullying a person named Gwen?
My opinion is well “it’s just a regular person wanting to do jokes. You never know. It could be an adult or a kid.”
So leave her alone. Thank you. 😁
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents can't push them on the swing!
Why did Johnny drop his pencil?
To look up girls' skirts! 😬🤯😲😳😱🙀🙊
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents can't push them on the swing!
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents aren't there to push them on the swing!
Why can't orphans go outside?
Because their parents aren't there to watch them!
Why can't orphans go outside?
Because their parents can't watch them!
Why can't orphans go outside?
Because they have no parents to watch them!
Teacher: Tim, where are your parents? It's been 15 minutes!
Tim (Orphan): Yeah um, they can't come.
Teacher: Why not?
Tim: They're too busy working in heaven.
Why can orphans not get married?
They are dad can't walk them down the aisle!
Why can't orphans complete homework?
Because they have no home!
Why do orphans sleep in a double bed?
Because their parents aren't!
Why do Orphans sleep in a double bed?
Because their parents can't!
Why did the autistic kid walk across a busy road?
He was chasing his mind and got hit by a car.
Why do the orphans not play baseball?
They can never find home.
Why did Michael Jackson rush to Walmart?
He heard boys' pants were half off!
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because at least they can be wanted!
