Why jokes
Why don't churches have WiFi?
They can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
Why did Wilson die? Cuz he sucks!
Why do orphans love dogs?
Because dogs stay with them.
Why do orphans want to be criminals? Because they want to feel what it’s like to be wanted.
Why is an orphan like a boomerang? Because they always come back.
Why did the old man win in a fight? Because he was stressed.
Why was 10 afraid? Because he was 'tween 9 and 11.
Why do orphans have water in cereal?
Because mom was never around to produce milk.
They say one man's trash is another man's treasure. That's why orphanages exist!
Why did the woman feel ugly?
A. Nobody would even rape her.
Why do ghosts go to bars?
For the boos!
Why does Michael Jackson like to shop at Walmart?
Little boys' pants are half off!
Why can’t orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why did the butt let out a fart?
Answer: To wipe out humanity!
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because dad never came home with the milk.
Why did the lil kid cut himself?
Answer: Because he was emo, HAHHHAHAHAHAAHHA!
Why do orphans live on the street?
They don't have parents to put a roof over their head.
Why can’t blind people eat fish?
Because it is seafood.
Yo mama, why do you have to jump in the pool as soon as I can find the water on Mario? I mean, Mario jump to Mars!
Why can't the orphan play baseball?
Because he does not know where home is.