Why can't you have a tall dog? You will have pups in a week.
Why Jokes
Why can't orphans play soccer? Because they can't practice with their dad.
Why are there no guns in China? They might do some "ting wong!"
Why are orphans gay? Because they canβt come out to anyone.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
They have no mother's or father's day.
Why can't the orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to...
When you suffer from depression and somebody tells you to just cheer up-- Me: My goodness, what an idea! Why didn't I think of this before?
Why is a boomerang an orphan's favorite toy? Because it actually comes back.
Why canβt an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call βdaddy.β
Why canβt orphans play poker? Because they donβt know what a full house is.
Why do tryhards use Fennecs? It looks better than the Octane.
Why does nobody know that an Octane is a Fennec in disguise?
They have the same hitbox.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no balls to do it.
Why can't orphans have a girlfriend?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why do orphans love foster homes?
Because they actually have a home.
Why does an orphan hate apples? Because they get picked on more.
Why did the orphan get 1 mark out of 6 from a project yesterday? Because it was a family tree project.
My friend told me to beat that pussy up... so why is the local animal control at my door?
Why was it wrong to throw my Chinese friend down the stairs?
Why is it bad to high five an emo?
They will leave themselves hanging.
