Why jokes
Why couldn't the toilet cross the road?
Answer: 'Cause it got stuck in the crack.
Why did the little boy get hit by a car?
Answer: Because Sally was driving!
Why don't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why did Elsa let go of the balloon?
Car show: "Let It Go," get it?
Why can't an orphan have milk?
His dad didn't come back with the milk.
Why do people like dating us emo girls? Because of the texture on our thighs.
Why did the man cut down the tree? Because it was there. 👨🪚🌲
Why didn't the man cut down the tree? Because it wasn't there. 😕🪚!?️
Why did the tree cut down the man? Because it was a bad tree. 🌲🪚😮
Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To show he had guts.
Why did the other hedgehog cross the road? To see his flat mate.
Do you know why pedos get away with molesting orphans? Who are they gonna tell? Not their parents.
Why can't you run through a campground?
Because it's "past tents!"
Why did the Dad cross the road?
To get the milk.
Why can’t orphans eat at a family restaurant? Because they don’t have a mom or dad.
You know why pedophiles get away with molesting children?
Because who are they gonna tell? Not their parents.
Why do kids like Michael Jackson so much?
Because he's made out of plastic, and that's what toys are made out of! 😂
Why is Michael Jackson on the naughty list this year?
Because he sexually kids 😂
Why is an elephant big, grey, and hairy?
My mum once told me, "How do you spell Mississippi?" and I said, "Misisipi." But she said, "No, it goes mi-ss-i-ss-pp-i," and I laughed when she said "pp." Then she said, "Why are you laughing?" I tried saying, "You said pp," but I was laughing too hard.
Bad joke: Why is it easy to bully orphans? Because what are they going to do, tell their parents?
Why do orphans love chips?
Because they're all family sized.
Why was everybody so tired on April 1st? Because they just finished a March of 31 days!