Why jokes
Why can't orphans have chips? Because it's family size.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why are women like hurricanes?
They come in nasty and wet, then leave with your house and car.
Why shouldn’t you do drugs? Weedle make you high.
How can Pikachu make a baby laugh? By playing pika-boo!
Pokemon: Why was Hypno so energetic?
He wasn’t Drowzee anymore.
Pokemon: Are you a Flareon? Why?
Because you’re a sexy fox.
I asked my dad why a grown man would play Pokémon Go?
He said “Wynaut.”
Pokemon: Why did the Miltank cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
Why do orphans love drinking water? Because they have no milk to drink!
Snover1: You can't pass through Snow Way!
Squirtle: Why can't I pass through Snow Way?
Snover1: There's snow in the way.
Snover2: Yeah, you can't get past through the snow while it's on the way, to continuous.
Squirtle: What? There's snow in here the whole time. What is this? Snow Society?!
"AAAAARRRGGH!!"
Squirtle: Who is that?
Snover2: That is Snow.
Squirtle: What?! That giant snow tree thing is Abomasnow!
Snover2: Oops! Don't be a Halt!
"Haaaaaaaaallllltttt!!!"
"Aaaaaauuuuggghhhh!"
Snovers: That was a JOKE, Squirtle be FROZEN, just let it go, let it go!
Why couldn't the orphan buy chips?
They were all family sized.
Why did Hitler never go to a strip club?
He hated the Poles.
Why did the Irishman use three condoms? To be sure, to be sure, to be sure!
Why do men like big tits and a flat ass?
Because they got little dicks and big mouths.
Why do a woman like to have sex with the lights off?
They can't stand to see a man have a good time.
Why the "hell" is this here?
Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.
Why don’t orphans know how to use a phone?
Because they don’t know where home is.
So I found out a rainbow is basically where a guy ejaculates in a female's mouth and she swallows her period juice and they both kiss each other, swishing it together in each other's mouth, and it forms a rainbow.
And a strawberry shortcake is basically where a dude ejaculates on a female's face and then punches her in the nose, causing her to bleed. That's why it's called a strawberry shortcake.
Why can’t Chinese people play cricket? Cus they always eat the bat.