Why do orphans love Home Alone?
They like to see a familiar picture.
Why Jokes
Why can't orphans use iPhones?
Because they can't press the home button.
Why can't an orphan watch the movie:
It was family rated.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find their way to the store to see their dad.
Why did Diana cross the road? Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt.
Why can’t an orphan go on the field trip?
Answer: They don’t have a parent’s signature.
Why can't orphans cross the street? Because they can't go home.
Why can't I talk in the dark?
Because I'm anonymous.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it could not find home.
Why did the orphan become a criminal?
Because he wanted to actually be wanted.
Why can't pirates play cards in the jungle?
Too many cheetahs.
Why are the English so good at chess? Because their Queen never dies.
Why are the Americans good at Rubik's cubes? Because they have a long history of separating colors.
Why are Americans bad at chess? Because they have already lost two towers.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Yo momma is so dumb that she couldn't even get three words into this joke. Maybe that's why she gave it a thumb's down...
Why can't an orphan have a website?
... No homepage.
Why do pirates pirate? Because they "Arrrrrrrrrgggghhh!" Hahahahahahahahaha!
"Have you taken a bath?"
"No. Why, did one go missing?"
Why did Tigger look in the toilet?
He was looking for "poo."
