Why jokes
My gf told me she was pregnant, so I punched her in the stomach.
She asked me why the hell I did that. I told her I wanted to let her know I’m pro abortion.
My gf told me she was pregnant. So I punched her in the stomach.
She asked me "Why the hell did you do that?!?!?" "I wanted to let you know I'm pro abortion."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why is there a hole in Uranus?
Why is Stephen Hawking not scared of anyone?
His wheelchair always backs him up.
Why can't orphans have sex?
They don't know who daddy is.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can you say "Kobe" even though you missed?
Because he didn't land either.
Why is he called Stephen Hawking?
Because he is always trying to hawk up phlegm to clear his throat.
One day I was going home, and 7 married men came to me and said, "You should be proud of your sister." I asked why. They told me it was the best that they ever had, and we got your sister a trophy.
So I went home, my sister said, "Look at my trophy I earned." The trophy said "The Best Blow Jobs." As a bro, I couldn’t be more prouder.
Q: Why did baby shark cross the Pacific Ocean?
A: To find his dad.
This had me wheezing 😂🤣😂🤣
Could never understand why people would say Stephen Hawking is a dead man walking.
Why did my brother cross the road?
Because he was looking for his brain.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why can't orphans eat chips?
'Cause they're family sized!
Ok ok ok so 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
You know how 7 ate 9? Why was 10 scared? It's because he was in the middle of 9/11. 🤣
If it’s called the “living room,” why did my grandma die there?
Why does an orphan go to a spelling bee?
So they can spell "home."
Why are natives called redskins? Idk, ask the pilgrims 😂