Why can't an emo person be in charge of sky diving?
He won't deploy the parachute.
Why Jokes
What do people get for Christmas when they behave badly? They get coal. Why coal, you're probably saying, because the true meaning is cucks of all kinds.
Why is Biden a priest?
So kids call him father.
Why do orphans hate hide n seek?
'Cause they can't find their parents.
Why is Daisy afraid of candles?
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Why did the orphan dig six feet under?
To find his parents.
Why did the orphan not get service at the restaurant?
Because it was a family restaurant!
Q: Why do depressed people always have colored hair?
A: That’s as close as they can get to dye.
I asked my mom why dad was so pale and sick. She said, "Shut the fuck up and keep digging!"
Why do I have to go to a shooting range when I can go to school and do it for free?
Why did the male orphan decide to be gay?
Because he wanted someone to call "daddy."
Why do orphans like to have sex?
So they can finally have someone to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans go to the hospital? Because it is a family hospital. Sorry for the long break in between my jokes. I just had some family stuff, but I am back.
Why does dark humor love orphans? Because the humor killed their parents.
Why did the alarm go off when the emo and his friends left the store when they checked everything out?
The emo forgot to roll his sleeves up.
Why do Priests like playing the violin? They get to finger A minor.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why did the African win the food eating contest?
Beginner's luck.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because.
When I was teaching my dog tricks, a Chinese man came to me and asked, "Why were you playing with your food?"
