Why jokes
Why does my brother have no mom?
Why is an orphan and a dog friends?
Why are school shootings branded “very American”?
1. They usually happen in the USA.
2. They’re like the Fourth of July: there’s a lot of loud banging and kids screaming.
"Herishy, me lava u, why did u leave mee? Wahh wahh baby sharka, doodle do to to babyyy cutie pie..."
Why don't orphans like Russia and Germany?
Because it's the Mother and Father Land.
Why does a cheetah cheat to always win?
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because his parents couldn’t help him out!
Why is it okay to make fun of orphans?
Because they can't tell their parents.
Why doesn't a Muslim girl like her dad and namaz?
Because she has to get on her knees.
Why did your parents abandon you?
Because the first thing you dad said to be was; "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WIFE."
So one time I had a dream where I was on a road trip and we drove a golf cart and a Susan, which I don’t know why the heck the name of the car was called a Susan.
We went into this house and there was like a woman there and we went into this bathroom which looked like a public bathroom, which was so weird!
I think I know why Stephen Hawking died, he pressed Alt+F4.
Why was the orphan's first phone an XR?
Because it had no home button.
Why can't orphans play softball?
Because they don't know where home base is.
Why can't orphans have a Christmas list? Because they can't give it to their parents to tell Santa.
Why do you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?
Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.
Why do girls play handball? Because they want to feel balls.
But then why do boys want to? Oh...
An orphan girl's boyfriend broke up with her, what was his reason?
"If her parents didn't want her, why should I?"
Why did the stairs move?
Because it was up to something!
Why did Hitler kill people? Because it was funny! 🥵