Why jokes
Why do you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?
Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.
Why do girls play handball? Because they want to feel balls.
But then why do boys want to? Oh...
An orphan girl's boyfriend broke up with her, what was his reason?
"If her parents didn't want her, why should I?"
Why did the stairs move?
Because it was up to something!
Why did Hitler kill people? Because it was funny! 🥵
Why do I love a block? Because I can fall off the stairs.
Why did the student at Blacktown Girls cross the road? To go to heaven. HAHAHA
Why did the chicken nugget cross the road?
To get cooked by KFC.
Why did an orphan say, "I'm wanted?" Because they wanted to feel a lie in their life.
Why do the police never catch the orphan?
The orphan is not wanted.
Have you ever wondered why orphans hate milk?
'Cause their dad never came back with it.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Friend: Why?
Me: Because they don't have a mother or father's day.
Why do orphans eat their cereal with water?
Their dad never came with the milk.
"Why can’t you be comfortable with my own body?"
"I think you should ask yourself that."
Why do orphans can't play baseball? They don't know where home is.
Teacher: What is your least favorite holiday?
Orphan: National Forgive Your Mom And Dad Day.
Teacher: Why is that your least favorite?
Orphan: Because I don't have any parents to forgive.
Teacher: *tries to hold back* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Why did the orphan go to a church?
So he could call someone "father."
Why do orphans not like July 24th??
Because it's Parents Day.
Why shouldn't you make an orphan cry?
Because they won't have a parent to cry to.
Why should you put an orphanage by a cemetery?
So they can always see their parents.