Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
Because he had no home to go to.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
Because he had no home to go to.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans hit a home run?
Because they don't have a home to run to...
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Who."
"Who who?"
"Why are you who-ing like an owl?"
Rape is no laughing matter. The reason why women are not believed in rape is because of you mother fucking shitbirds with no future who will become drunkards and drug dealers who go broke and live on the street getting hit by a fucking car. Fuck all of you sadists who think this kind of shit is funny, well shut the fuck up. Go jump off a bridge or get hit by car and I hope you fucking sickos die.
Stop rape. Stop rappe. Stop rapibg innocent children and women and men. I am done with rape. I am done with it!
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, and all they got was plane.
Why does the kid in the wheelchair get bullied all the time?
Because he can’t stand up for himself.
Son, why do I not have an Easter basket?
Mom, you're 23, you don't need one. Ends calls, child support.
Why did the chicken cross the road why? Because they wanted to kick someone in the family.