Why can't an orphan play football? Because they don't have a dad or mom.
Why Jokes
Why can't orphans go big? When you go big, it's considered family size.
Isn't a gaming console something people use to not be alone?
THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE 50% OF THE GAMES OFFLINE?!??!?!
Why haven't they put Stephen Hawking in charge yet?
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
Because they’ve already lost 2 towers.
Why can’t orphans go to a field trip?
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Why can’t orphans go to a field trip?
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A teacher was teaching her second-grade class about the government, so for homework that one day, she told her students to ask their parents what the government is.
When Little Johnny got home that day, he went up to his dad and asked him what the government was. His dad thought for a while and answered, “Look at it this way: I’m the president, your mom is Congress, your maid is the workforce, you are the people and your baby brother is the future.”
“I still don’t get it,” responded Little Johnny.
“Why don’t you sleep on it then? Maybe you’ll understand it better,” said the dad.
“Okay then...good night,” said Little Johnny, and went off to bed.
In the middle of the night, Little Johnny was awakened by his baby brother’s crying. He went to his baby brother’s crib and found that his baby brother shit in his diaper. So Little Johnny went to his parent’s room to get help. When he got to his parent’s bedroom, he looked through the keyhole to check if his parents were asleep. Through the keyhole, he saw his mom loudly snoring, but his dad wasn’t there. So he went to the maid’s room. When he looked through the maid’s room keyhole, he saw his dad fucking his maid. Little Johnny was surprised, but then he just realized something and thinks aloud, "OH!! Now I understand the government! The President is fucking the workforce, Congress is fast asleep, nobody cares about the people, and the future is full of shit!"
Why can orphans have a phone? Because they can find the home button.
Why can't orphans use phones? Because they don't know where the home button is.
At a party, a young wife admonished her husband, “That’s the fourth time you’ve gone back for ice cream and cake. Doesn’t it embarrass you?”
“Why should it?” answered her spouse. “I keep telling them it’s for you.”
Why don't pirates take a shower before walking the plank?
They just wash up on shore.
Why cant asian parents have a white child? Cuz 2 wongs dont make a white
If gravity pulls things down at 9.8 m/s squared, why did the emo kid not come down?
So, there was this kid, and he went to a store and said to a person there, "I'm emo." Then the person told the emo, "Why the hell are you here? Shouldn't you be hanging in a tree somewhere?"
Doctor: I can't treat you.
Orphan: Why!
Doctor: I'm a family doctor.
Why did the kid get grounded? Because he was always lion.
Why can’t monkeys play in the jungle? Because there are too many cheetahs!
Why don't orphans like pizza? Because they don't have parents, that's why.
Why is a priest called "father?" It's too weird to call them "daddy."
