Why jokes
Why was the baby Dinosaur an orphan?
His family was blown up by meteors.
Why do so many people hate Bill Cosby? I mean, all he did was have affairs with drunk, attention-seeking women. They literally begged for it.
Why did the orphan commit a crime?
Because they wanted to be wanted!
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Their dad didn't come back with the milk.
Why did the child die? To see God, our father.
Why do orphans love elevators?
They raise people!
Why do orphans never wake up in the morning? Their dad can’t wake them up.
Why do orphans hate Christmas?
Father Christmas isn’t a thing.
A man died and went to heaven. Every time you cheat, you get a worse car.
The first man cheated 5 times; he got a Jeep. The second man cheated 3 times; he got a BMW. The third man never cheated; he got a Lamborghini.
The second man saw the third man sad. He said, "Why are you sad?" The third man said, "I saw my wife with a scooter."
Why do orphans hate family-size candy?
Because they can't share it with their family.
Why do orphans hate dad jokes? They never return.
Why is vegetable soup hard to cook? Because you can't fit the wheelchair in!
Why can't orphans be in charge of making web pages?
Because they can't add a home page.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why can't an orphan build a website? Because it won't have a homepage.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
Do you know why 10 was scared? Because he was between 9/11.
Why is the US so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Why did the kid cross the road?
Because he wasn't wearing his seat belt! 😂
Q. Why did Josh Duggar cross the road?
A. There was a daycare on the other side.
Why are orphans bad at baseball? They can't get home.