Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they get a corner, they build a shop on it.
Why Jokes
Why was the soldier reading the Geneva convention?
To-do list.
So 6 is scared of 7 because 7, 8, 9, but why did 10 have PTSD?
He was stuck in the middle of 9/11.
Why did the child cross the road?
Because he didn’t wear a seatbelt.
Why do people keep on making jokes about the twin towers?
Because they go down so well.
Why doesn't Iran have any Walmarts?
Because they have a Target at every corner.
Why did the rooster cross the road?
To Cock-A-Doodle Die. Now you have a rooster pancake. My favorite. ^^
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
Because they always return.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To cock-a-doodle die...
Why can't the USA and England play chess?
USA has no towers and England has no queen.
Why can't an orphan go on a field trip? They don't have a parent's signature.
So there was a reason why I hated math.
I suck at problem-solving.
Why doesn’t Dracula have any friends?
Well, honestly, he’s a real pain in the neck.
Why don’t you see gay orphans at a daycare?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa Claus?
They're the ones that make the toys.
So, a mom and a dad are having sex. Their daughter comes down and says, "Mommy, Mommy, what are you doing?"
The mom goes, "Uh, we're making a cake. Let's go back to bed." So she tucks her daughter in and says, "We will go to the park tomorrow."
So the next day they go to the park, and two teens are going at it in some bushes, and the little girl goes, "Mommy, Mommy, what are they doing?" And the mom goes, "They're making a cake. Let's go back home."
So they go home, and the mom tucked her into bed and says, "Tomorrow we will go to the zoo." And so the next day they go to the zoo, and two monkeys are going at it, and the girl goes, "Mommy, what are they doing?" And the mom goes, "They're making a cake. Let's go back home."
And so they go home, and the girl goes, "Mommy, did you and Daddy make a cake last night?" And the mom nervously says, "N-no, why?" And the little girl goes, "Because I licked the icing off the couch."
Why can't orphans go on game shows?
You need a family member.
Why is Viagra just like Disneyland?
It's a 1 hour wait for a 5 minute ride.
Why did the man fall into a well? He couldn’t see that well.
Why did Peter bring toilet roll to the party? Because he was a party pooper!
