Why jokes
Why did the snowman melt?? It had a melt down! 😭😭
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why do I look nervous when I enter the church? Is it just because I'm the only one with the bomb?
Why don’t cannibal kids eat people with Down Syndrome? Because kids don’t like vegetables.
Why were the twin towers sad?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Q: Why was the tower of Pisa leaning?
A: Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Why don't orphans play tag?
Because there's no one to catch.
Why do so many people get charged with rape? Because they are too stupid to finish her off and bury the body.
How did Michael Jackson challenge the victim's parents? "Then why won't you slap my face, because I'm bad?"
Why were there so many victims in the Grenfell flat fire disaster in London?
All the exit signs were in English.
Why can't an orphan make a home run in baseball?
Because they have no home to go to.
Why are bald people very easily manipulated by a shower?
Because when they take a bath, they get brainwashed!
Why are orphans good at dodge ball?
No one misses them.
Why do orphans love chips? They love the family-sized ones, too!
Why can't orphans play soccer?
They can't kick.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they won't know where home plate is.
Why can't the orphan play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why is Jenna Marbles so funny? She lost all her marbles.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They are like pepperoni and cheese as a plane.
Why do orphans air?
It’s invisible just like their parents.