Why jokes
Q: Why did Bill Cosby get away with it?
A: Because the women were all Cosby-ing for it!
Why did the skeleton not go to prom?
Because he had no body to go with.
Why do orphans like to go to church?
So they have someone to call father.
If you're bored, punch an orphan in the face. What is he gonna do, tell his parents?
Why do people consume "Laxatives"?
Answer: So that they can take a "Shit", STUPID!
I can't have my Oreos 😭 Why?
My dad still hasn't came back with that God damn milk.
Why am I so successful?
When I was told to go big or go home, I only had one option.
Why does the Please Touch Museum sound like "police touch museum?"
Because they gotta watch out for the pedos.
Why can't white people go to Blackpool? Cuz they're not black.
Why were the Twin Towers afraid of the New York Jets?
Because they are afraid of the jet.
Why do orphans love getting r@ped?
Because they want to know what love feels like.
Why don't molestation victims speak up about their trauma? Because it's a touchy topic.
Friend: Why do you like Minecraft so much?
Me: Because I love miners!
Why do people have a lot of money and they have to spend it on jewelry 24/7 all the time?
Why are orphans bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
Why is Cinderella bad at soccer?
She keeps on running from the ball.
Why is there air conditioning in hospitals? To keep the vegetables cool and fresh.
Why can't an orphan be a criminal?
Because they aren't wanted.
Why are orphans always famous?
Because they say, "Go big or go home," and orphans only have one option.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Their dad never came home with the milk.
Why did the influencer terrorist get arrested?
Because his TikTok blew up...