Why did so many people die in the Grenfell Fire Disaster in London?
All the exit signs were in English.
Why Jokes
Why is September 11th the best birthday?
Everyone remembers it! :)
My girlfriend told me she used to be a Christian. I asked her why she isn't anymore and she said she liked the name Christina better.
Why did the emo break up with her boyfriend?
He didn't wanna hang out.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because they are so fucking useless!
The little camel asks his mother: "Mum, why do we have these big humps?"
"Because in these humps there is some water, and in the hot desert we can drink."
"And Mum, why do we have this large fur?"
"Because the desert at night is so cold, and then we don’t feel cold."
"And Mum, why do we got these big hoofs?"
"Because the desert sand is hot, and the hoofs save us from the hot sand."
"But Mum, what the fuck are we doing here in the national zoo?"
Why are there no pharmacies in Africa?
Because you can't have medicine on an empty stomach.
Man: How tall is a penguin?
Bartender: About three foot, why?
Man: Oh shit, the Bible-bashing nuns! I fucking hit one!
Poor car.
Today I asked my phone, Siri, why am I still single?
And I activated the front camera! ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Why are Americans so good at solving Rubik's Cubes?
Because they're good at separating colors.
Q: Why are Americans so good at Rubik's cubes?
A: 'Cause they have a history of separating colors.
Why can't an orphan get 5 stars in GTA? Because they are not wanted.
Why can't an orphan be a criminal? Because they are not wanted.
I was digging in our garden and found a chest full of gold coins. I wanted to run straight home to tell my wife about it. Then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
Why do blind kids like plane crashes?
Because you can’t dislike what you have never seen.
Why does New York have the Jets as their football team if those are what took out the Twin Towers?
Me: Spanish teacher, why do we need to learn Spanish?
Teacher: Because you might go to Mexico and start a job.
Me: Why would I want to sell drugs?
Why is the record for longest jump kept by an emo?
They're still hanging.
Why can't an orphan get married? It doesn't have its parents' blessing.
Why do you have to pay to see Russian people?
Because the zoo is not free, Duhhhhh🙄
