What do you call someone who’s afraid of breaststroke? Chicken breast.
Whos Jokes
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Walnut. Walnut who? I walnut tell you. It’s a secret.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Terrier.
Terrier who?
Your Halloween decorations are terri-fying!
Knock, knock? Who's there? A mirror, I'm lonely.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Butter. Butter who? I butter not tell you.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, I prefer walnuts!
What do you call a nut who loves the game of chess?
A chess-nut.
What happened to the man who turned into a pistachio?
He became a shell of who he once was.
Who answers the door at the peanut mansion?
The peanut butler.
"Addison, are you one of those kids who are very, very, very, very smart? Because you sound like one."
In the year 2020, who were the biggest enemies?
Coronavirus and toilet paper.
Who ended Franz Ferdinand's COD account?
He ended with a Black Handed bang.
AR-15: Who are you?
Musket: I'm you, but from another timeline.
Who needs sex when they have Valorant?
A: Why did Sally fall off the swing?
B: Why?
A: Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
B: Who's there?
A: Not Sally.
Joe was eating ice cream while walking on the street. He dropped his ice cream. Why?
B: I don't know, why?
A: Because Sally was driving the car.
Fuck people who are bigger than me physically, emotionally, mentally, economically, and socially.
Three men were lost in the desert and found a genie who granted each of them a wish.
The 1st man wished he was home with his family. The 2nd man wished he was home with his family, and the 3rd man wished they were all back together again.
What do you call a horny emo who practices self-control?
An edgelord.
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims.
So there is someone who doesn't know what an armadillo is.
He then sees one. He asks it a question, "What are you?"
The armadillo replies, "Armadillo."
The person says: "What's a dilo?"
