Whos jokes
Did you hear about the woman who couldn't stop collecting magazines? She had issues.
Why did Mozart kill all of his chickens?
When he asked them who the best composer was, they all replied, "Bach, Bach, Bach!"
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Not your dad.
Did you hear about the roofer who went to the doctor? He had shingles.
Did you hear about the guy who drank invisible ink? He's at the hospital waiting to be seen.
Memes
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Chef Rhymes.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
2Pac + 2Pac = 4Pac
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Trout.
The man who invented Velcro died.
RIP.
What do you call a rapper who's always sleepy?
NAP-TAIN
What do you call a rapper who's also a firefighter?
BLAZE RHYMES.
What do you call a rapper who's always late?
Time Rhyme.
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of GHOSTS?
MC Shiver.
What do you call a rapper who's always COLD?
MC Freezer.
What do you call a rapper who took a dump?
Lil' Crappie.
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
A LYRICAL WIZARD
My friend said, “there shouldn’t be discrimination, just black and normal.”
That was also the same guy who said [link to joke].
Knock knock. Who's there? Bear. Bear who? Bear bum!
Jim walks into a bar and asks for a shot of vodka. He then says to the barkeep, "Who's the toughest guy in here?"
The barkeep points to a man at the pool table. Jim then knocked him out and paid for the shot and left. He did this every Friday for 2 months. Finally, the barkeep is pissed because Jim keeps knocking out all of his customers. He then orders a gorilla and puts him in the bathroom.
Jim walks into the bar and gets another shot of vodka. He asks again, "Who's the toughest guy in here tonight?" The bartender points to the bathroom and says he's in there. Jim walks into the bathroom and everyone in the bar can hear yelling and screaming. The bartender asks, "What happened in there?" Jim smiles and says, "I don't know who that was, but when he wakes up tell him I put his fur jacket in the toilet."
What do you call a singer who can't make a song?
Taylor Swift.