Whos jokes
Did you hear about the guy who was afraid of hurdles? He got over it.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
My name is Ya.
Ya who?
Yahooooo!!!
Did you hear about the roofer who went to the doctor? He had shingles.
Did you hear about the guy who drank invisible ink? He's at the hospital waiting to be seen.
Did you hear about the woman who couldn't stop collecting magazines? She had issues.
Memes
that one short kid who thinks he is a superhero
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
My name is Ach.
Ach who?
Bless you!
My girlfriend who is a Jehovah's Witness had sex with me so hard, she turned to Christianity.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES fishing?
MC Bass-Drop.
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of water?
Lil Drip.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES space?
Snoop Star.
What do you call a rapper who's always sleepy?
NAP-TAIN
What do you call a rapper who's also a firefighter?
BLAZE RHYMES.
My friend said, “there shouldn’t be discrimination, just black and normal.”
That was also the same guy who said [link to joke].
Knock knock. Who's there? Bear. Bear who? Bear bum!
Jim walks into a bar and asks for a shot of vodka. He then says to the barkeep, "Who's the toughest guy in here?"
The barkeep points to a man at the pool table. Jim then knocked him out and paid for the shot and left. He did this every Friday for 2 months. Finally, the barkeep is pissed because Jim keeps knocking out all of his customers. He then orders a gorilla and puts him in the bathroom.
Jim walks into the bar and gets another shot of vodka. He asks again, "Who's the toughest guy in here tonight?" The bartender points to the bathroom and says he's in there. Jim walks into the bathroom and everyone in the bar can hear yelling and screaming. The bartender asks, "What happened in there?" Jim smiles and says, "I don't know who that was, but when he wakes up tell him I put his fur jacket in the toilet."
There was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time), so I said I made a chemical reaction with his mom last night.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Me.
Me who?
Not me.
I say these jokes are life saving material. Who's with me?
Did you hear about the guy who made the knock-knock joke?
He won the "no bell" prize.
Little Johnny has no arms. Knock, knock, who's there?
Not Johnny.