Whos there jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I eat mop.
A-I eat mop who?
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Yo mum." "Yo mum who?" "Yo mum is watching you wank right now."
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your dad.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Lemon.
Haha! Hahahah! Hahahaah!
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
Boo.
"Boo who?"
It's just a joke, no need to cry!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
I did ap.
I did ap who? (I did a poo)
EEWW you did a poo???
"Knock, knock."
"Orphan: Who's there?"
"Not your parents."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Wilma.
Wilma who?
Wilma dik fit in your mouth.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
You.
You who?
Who do you see over there???
Knock knock... Who's there? It's Jesus, let me in... Why? I have to save you... From what? From what I'm gonna do to you if you don't let me in.
A: Why did Sally fall off the swing?
B: Why?
A: Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
B: Who's there?
A: Not Sally.
Joe was eating ice cream while walking on the street. He dropped his ice cream. Why?
B: I don't know, why?
A: Because Sally was driving the car.
"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Not your dad."Random kid: "My dad went to get milk. My mom said he will be back soon."
Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Not your parents!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Not your.
Not your who?
Not your mama!
Me: Knock knock.
My sister: Who's there?
Me: I eat mop.
My sister: I eat mop who?
My mind: I eat my poo.
My sister getting it.
1 "Knock knock."
2 "Who's there?"
1 "Interrupting physicist."
2 "Interrupting who?"
1 "Muon!!!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
IBC.
IBC who?
I'll be seeing you later.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Walnut. Walnut who? I walnut tell you. It’s a secret.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, I prefer walnuts!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Butter. Butter who? I butter not tell you.