White jokes
What did Snow White say when she sat on Pinocchio? "Lie to me."
If a stork brings white babies, and a blackbird black babies, what bird brings no babies?
A swallow.
How many white police officers does it take to push an African-American gentleman down the stairs?
Push?! He fell...
Why do I support slavery?
Because I’m white.
Why does Batman’s mask only cover half of his face?
So the police can see that he’s white.
What do sharks and people have in common? The great ones are white.
Why did the straight white caucasian male cross the road?
Because a black person was approaching.
How do you stop all homophobic heterosexual white men from using all public men's restrooms at a rest area?
Make sure that all public men's restrooms at the rest area are always occupied with gay men that have long and thick big cocks, regardless of skin color.
What do you call a white person from Africa?
Albino.
Q: What's black and white and red all over?
A: The U.S. in 1919!
Somebody told me that black slang is just white slang in reverse. For example:
White person: Dad, you're home!
Black person: Dad?
White person: You can keep the change.
Black person: Empty the register.
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A saltshaker.
I don't like them white, pale, always talking about death EMO kids!
Sorry, I meant CHEMO kids.
What is a victimless crime in the state of Michigan if you are an able-bodied man who is well-endowed, not white, and not a heterosexual male?
A white male who is heterosexual and physically disabled who is sodomized by an able-bodied and well-endowed gay male who is not white inside the men's locker room at the gym.
I asked a black man on the street if a white person paints their face black, it’s considered racist, but if a black person paints their face white, will the cops treat them better?
Roses are red, CEO's are white, Patrick Mahomes says, the refs are always right.
Two Indians are walking beside a river...
One reaches down into the mud and runs it through his fingers.
"The White Man was here."
"How can you tell?"
"We're speaking English, aren’t we?"
Who was the most successful transgender and transracial person in history?
Michael Jackson. He grew up a poor, black boy, and died a rich, white woman.
Son: Dad, I have black skin and you have white skin, are you sure you're my parents?
Dad: Oh... well I never thought it would come to this, or to your head that you were kidnapped...
Son: Am I kidnapped?
Dad: Well, you're adopted, and if you want to see your biological parents, they’ll be waiting for you in heaven.
What do you call it when a white person beats a black person?
A KKKO.