Why where the twin towers workers disappointed because they ordered a ham and cheese but all they got was a plane
hi this is Pete's pizzeria and abortion clinic,where yesterday loss is today's sauce
Where's is the candy, sir???
Over there.
(kid steps in van)
I don't see any candy.
So, if there is a 7-Eleven and a 911, where's 811?
I saw an orphan in the grocery store and asked him, "Where's your mom?" and he cried. Why?
I was walking till I saw a kid sitting on the street. I walked over there and said, "Where are your parents?" He cried even more.
Oh, I just love talking to orphans.
Some people say I'm rude, but I think I'm pretty nice because the other day I saw this kid crying on the road and I asked him where his parents were. I just love looking at an orphanage.
Why are orphans so successful When they where told to go big or go home they only had one option
Boss: You're fired.
Me: *turns in my gun and my badge*
Boss: You're a waiter. Where did you get those?
"I work with animals," a man said on his Tinder date. "That's so sweet," she replies. "I love a man who works with animals. Where do you work?" At the butcher shop"
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Guy: shows girlfriend his dick.
Girlfriend: "Cool, where is it?"
When my grandpa was 65, he decided to run a mile a day to keep fit.
He's 70 now, and we have no idea where he is.
Say this when you answer a spam call...
"Hi, welcome to Bob's Taco Shack and Funeral Home, where yesterday's grief is today's beef."
Mario: Princess Peach got kidnapped again!
Luigi: Where did they go?
Mario: To the left.
Luigi: Fuck
Me running from the table where the Emo table with a happy meal.
The guy called up to the orphanage then he asked where are the kids faces and then another guy said sorry there’s no homepage
why are orphans so bad at baseball
because they do not know where home is
Why did the emo kid hate the nun? (Cuz nun of them were emo.)
why did sally fall off the swing... she had no arms why did joe get hit by a bus... sally was driving it where did sally go during the bombing... everywhere
