Where do surfers go to school?
Boarding school.
What did the parents rearrange the furniture to punish a child?
Guess he was a stupid blind motherfucker 🖕 that didn't even know how to use a cane to figure out where they put the furniture.
Finally, some social platform where you can talk about Muslims and not get bombed.
Obv, unless you share your residence.
Why did the blind man cross the road?
Don't ask me, he can't even see where he's going.
The teacher was terrified to hear Little Johnny swear.
“I never want you to use language like that again. Where on earth did you pick it up?”
“From my father,” said Johnny.
“Well, he should be ashamed of himself. And it’s no reason for you to talk like that. You don’t even know what it means.”
“I do,” said Johnny. “It means the car won’t start.”
Where does the orphan go when he's done with school? To the cemetery.
My teacher: If you could go anywhere, where would you go?
Me: Demon Slayer.
My teacher: Why?
The quiet kid: TO GET EATEN BY A DEMON OR BECOME ONE!!!
Where did the pirate pay his taxes?
Aye, Argh, Sea.
Why were the Twin Towers workers disappointed? Because they ordered a ham and cheese, but all they got was a plane.
Where's is the candy, sir???
Over there.
(kid steps in van)
I don't see any candy.
I saw an orphan in the grocery store and asked him, "Where's your mom?" and he cried. Why?
I was walking till I saw a kid sitting on the street. I walked over there and said, "Where are your parents?" He cried even more.
Oh, I just love talking to orphans.