Wheres jokes
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a bucket of water.
WHERE DO THEY REALLY GO BECAUSE WATER CAN NOT BE AT THE TOP OF A HILL!?. I honestly think that only people with a physics degree can make nursery rhythms.
Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke a little leaf.
Jack got high and dropped his fly, and Jill said "Where’s The beef?"
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
One day, a man visited an orphanage.
Then he sees a kid crying. The man asked, "Where are your parents?"
The kid cries even harder.
Where does a pencil go to vacation? Pennsylvania.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class and I said, "Man, they are really bad at Jenga!"
Blue: The ocean is a place where the creatures live.
Black: NIGHTMARES LIVE!
Blue: It has many pretty things and it will-
Black: KILL YA TO DEATH! Especially if you are on Titanic! So let that sink in. PUN INTENDED!
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Where do orphans shop?
Home Bargains.
Welcome to the roadkill cafe, where yesterday's crash is today's cash.
Welcome to Morgan's Morgue and Pizzeria where yesterday's loss is today's sauce!
Where do you buy cows in bulk?
At the stock market.
I know this isn't an orphan joke, but I didn't know where to say it, so yeah.
I threw a nut at the allergy table and screamed, "YES, TRIPLE KILL!"
Where does the Batman go to pee?
The Batroom.
Where can you never take an orphan to dinner?
Family restaurants.
A girl came to my house. She said, "Where are your parents?" I started crying.
I went home to my girlfriend with milk! She said, "Oh thank you honey!"
Then I got a call from a girl named Melissa. She called and said, "Steven, where the hell have you been? It's been two weeks and you still haven't come back yet?"
Where does a cow take his date?
Answer: To the moooooovies!
Me: "Cya"
Mom: "Where ya going?"
Me: "The orphanage to make yo mama jokes."
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