New Wheres Jokes - Page 11 - Worst Jokes Ever

The teacher was terrified to hear Little Johnny swear.

“I never want you to use language like that again. Where on earth did you pick it up?”

“From my father,” said Johnny.

“Well, he should be ashamed of himself. And it’s no reason for you to talk like that. You don’t even know what it means.”

“I do,” said Johnny. “It means the car won’t start.”

Where does the orphan go when he's done with school? To the cemetery.

My teacher: If you could go anywhere, where would you go?

Me: Demon Slayer.

My teacher: Why?

The quiet kid: TO GET EATEN BY A DEMON OR BECOME ONE!!!

You wonder where my dad is.

Meanwhile, Dad: It's good to be at milk island!

Where did the pirate pay his taxes?

Aye, Argh, Sea.

Why where the twin towers workers disappointed because they ordered a ham and cheese but all they got was a plane

hi this is Pete's pizzeria and abortion clinic,where yesterday loss is today's sauce

Where's is the candy, sir???

Over there.

(kid steps in van)

I don't see any candy.

So, if there is a 7-Eleven and a 911, where's 811?

I saw an orphan in the grocery store and asked him, "Where's your mom?" and he cried. Why?

Your chin is where I went on ski vacation.

I was walking till I saw a kid sitting on the street. I walked over there and said, "Where are your parents?" He cried even more.

Oh, I just love talking to orphans.

Some people say I'm rude, but I think I'm pretty nice because the other day I saw this kid crying on the road and I asked him where his parents were. I just love looking at an orphanage.

Why are orphans so successful When they where told to go big or go home they only had one option

Boss: You're fired.

Me: *turns in my gun and my badge*

Boss: You're a waiter. Where did you get those?

"I work with animals," a man said on his Tinder date. "That's so sweet," she replies. "I love a man who works with animals. Where do you work?" At the butcher shop"