Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Wheres Jokes
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class and I said, "Man, they are really bad at Jenga!"
Blue: The ocean is a place where the creatures live.
Black: NIGHTMARES LIVE!
Blue: It has many pretty things and it will-
Black: KILL YA TO DEATH! Especially if you are on Titanic! So let that sink in. PUN INTENDED!
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Where do orphans shop?
Home Bargains.
Welcome to the roadkill cafe, where yesterday's crash is today's cash.
Welcome to Morgan's Morgue and Pizzeria where yesterday's loss is today's sauce!
Where do you buy cows in bulk?
At the stock market.
I know this isn't an orphan joke, but I didn't know where to say it, so yeah.
I threw a nut at the allergy table and screamed, "YES, TRIPLE KILL!"
Where does the Batman go to pee?
The Batroom.
Where can you never take an orphan to dinner?
Family restaurants.
A girl came to my house. She said, "Where are your parents?" I started crying.
I went home to my girlfriend with milk! She said, "Oh thank you honey!"
Then I got a call from a girl named Melissa. She called and said, "Steven, where the hell have you been? It's been two weeks and you still haven't come back yet?"
Where does a cow take his date?
Answer: To the moooooovies!
Me: "Cya"
Mom: "Where ya going?"
Me: "The orphanage to make yo mama jokes."
Mum: ...
Where do you bring a canoe that doesn’t feel good?... The boat dock.
If lint comes from pockets, where does a cockroach come from?
I saw a girl crying. I asked her, "Where are your parents?" She cried as I got kicked out of the orphanage.
There was a little kid crying in the park today. I asked him where his parents were. Now I realize, man, I love my job.
Were you bought on a highway? Because that's where most accidents happen.
