I know this isn't an orphan joke, but I didn't know where to say it, so yeah.
I threw a nut at the allergy table and screamed, "YES, TRIPLE KILL!"
Where does the Batman go to pee?
The Batroom.
Where can you never take an orphan to dinner?
Family restaurants.
A girl came to my house. She said, "Where are your parents?" I started crying.
I went home to my girlfriend with milk! She said, "Oh thank you honey!"
Then I got a call from a girl named Melissa. She called and said, "Steven, where the hell have you been? It's been two weeks and you still haven't come back yet?"
Where does a cow take his date?
Answer: To the moooooovies!
Me: "Cya"
Mom: "Where ya going?"
Me: "The orphanage to make yo mama jokes."
Mum: ...
Where do you bring a canoe that doesn’t feel good?... The boat dock.
If lint comes from pockets, where does a cockroach come from?
I saw a girl crying. I asked her, "Where are your parents?" She cried as I got kicked out of the orphanage.
There was a little kid crying in the park today. I asked him where his parents were. Now I realize, man, I love my job.
Were you bought on a highway? Because that's where most accidents happen.
Where do surfers go to school?
Boarding school.
"Hey, I heard you were a bit down—where's John?"
"He died."
"Oh, I'm so sorry, but I got you food."
(After they eat) "Hey, how did John taste seasoned and cooked?"
Where do spiders seek health advice? WebMD.
What did the parents rearrange the furniture to punish a child?
Guess he was a stupid blind motherfucker 🖕 that didn't even know how to use a cane to figure out where they put the furniture.
Finally, some social platform where you can talk about Muslims and not get bombed.
Obv, unless you share your residence.
I was in a haunted house today. Nothing scared me until I reached the last room, where I saw the scariest Halloween ghost I've ever seen. He took my pens and ghosted. I was told that I saw Pristiano Penaldo and I was lucky enough to see him because he performs once in a blue moon.
Why did the blind man cross the road?
Don't ask me, he can't even see where he's going.
Where’s the English Channel?
Johnny: “I don’t know. My television doesn’t pick it up.”
