When jokes
Bully: Shut up.
Me: I don't shut up, I grow up, and when I look at you, I throw up.
what do baby’s and grenades have in common?
They both are silent but then when thrown at someone make a loud noise
When an African has a twin, your me??
Today when I looked in the mirror, I stopped and simply said: "It's ok, what's inside matters the most, right?"
What do you do when you see a lady in a wheelchair?
You grab a stick and put it through the wheelchair and call her nunchucks.
I bet when you take a bath, they give you the whole pool. No, better yet, the ocean!
What did they call Hitler when he swam?
Adolfin.
The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.
The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.
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Yo mama so old that she knew "The Outsiders" when they were "The Insiders."
Yo mama so ugly that when she watches "The Outsiders," they become "The Insiders."
I apologize if those jokes didn't meet your expectations. Humor can be subjective, and different people have different tastes when it comes to jokes. I'll try my best to share a few more jokes with you:
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
What did one hat say to the other hat? You stay here, I'll go on ahead!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they'd be called bagels!
What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner!
Why don't eggs tell jokes? They might crack up!
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
I hope these bring a bit more amusement. Let me know if there's anything else I can assist you with!
"Yo mama so fat when she got buried it took them all the trees on Earth for her coffin."
When I saw someone jump out of one of the towers, I yelled, "Do a flip!"
How do you know when a woman is going to have a black baby?
When she takes the tampon out, all the cotton is picked.
What did the grape say when it was stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
What is it called when you have four white people in the car?
Clear windows.
What’s it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
Yo mama so ugly when she looked in the mirror, her reflection threw up and ran away.
How do you know you've found a priest? When little Timmy is glued to his crotch.
When I get jokes. They aren't f****** restarted like you.
My sister.