When jokes
What makes a skeleton laugh?
When you tickle his funny bone with a skele-TON of jokes!
Heh.
What did one tree say to another in a crisis? Don't leaf me when things get bad.
A "type person" is addicted to eating sugar.
When the doctor saw this, he said,
"From Type 2 Diabetes!"
Get it?
If white people turn black when they char, what happens to the black ones?
*sans*: Why was the skeleton depressed? Because Frisk keeps resetting and it resets when he lost his phone.
What happens when you are playing Undertale, but it's snowy in town? It SNOWED in town!
What do you get when you mix Harry Houdini, a basketball, and the 17th president?
Magic Johnson.
Time for a Terraria joke.
What is a worm called when it is with a rich worm for his money?
A gold digger.
(play the game or watch some vids to understand)
When you want to commit suicide, just say "Allahu Akbar," there will definitely be a blast.
What's the difference between a child and a book?
One doesn't scream when you snap its neck.
Q: What happens when a pig plays tug-of-war?
A: Pulled pork.
J0K35 (me): So I heard China recently released a snack.
Guy: Oh, what is it?
J0K35: They call it the Asian Raisin.
Guy: Isn't that what RiceGum was when he released Frick da police?
What is a donkey called when it has a hole on itself?
An ASSHole.
Why did the girl rage badly when she got an D- on her essay?
Because the teacher said she missed all her periods.
What does a tornado need when it has multiple sclerosis?
A hurri-CANE.
A Texan and an Alaskan walk into a room, and the Alaskan says, "My state is bigger." Then the Texan says, "It won't be when it melts."
When a hedgehog finds poop, they put it in their mouths. They mix it with saliva until it's a foam, then rub it on themselves.
This boy was in school one day when he became desperate to go to the bathroom. So he asked the teacher, “May I use the bathroom?”
The teacher replied, “No, not unless you say your alphabet.”
So the boy said, “a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z.”
When he finished, the teacher asked him, “Where’s the p?”
The boy replied, “Half way down my leg...”
People's music when friends are around: *rock*
When they are gone: "Come on, vamanos, everybody let's go!"
A Texan and an Alaskan walk in a room. The Alaskan says, "My state is bigger than yours." The Texan says, "It won't be when it melts!"