When jokes
Yo daddy so poor, when yo mama ask for sum child support money, yo dad don’t have it! 🤣
What is it called when young sheep bet?
LAMbling.
(haven't uploaded yesterday cuz couldn't think of a joke)
When I die, I want my body to be cremated.
And fucked! Fucked really hard, papí!! Like a real whore!! Like a real tramp!! Stuff your entire cock in there!!! Uhh!! Uhh!!
When I was a child, my parents told me my uncle was 'sleeping with the fishes.' At first, I thought he bought a water bed, but I then discovered he was killed and buried at sea.
What do gum and guns have in common?
When you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend all of a sudden.
I’m old enough to remember innocent times when the worst headline was plane hijackers flying into buildings.
A good dog name is Syndrome. That way when it tries attacking, you can yell, "Down, Syndrome!"
Who remembers when ‘tweeting’ meant “stabbing a hooker”?
This is the true worst joke ever:
What did the person say to the other guy when he met him?
Hi!
When you’re trying to attract a partner, it’s important to project the qualities you desire. Shit, have I had to suck a lot of cock lately!?
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
What flour do orphans use when baking? Self-Raising (Rising).
What do you call Shroud when he is hurt?
ShrOWd.
Guess what, Shroud is back on wje, I don't know why, but he is...
What do you get when you combine a planet and an apple?
Mario.
What did the cow say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor?"
Me: *writes Kahoot about me then finishes.*
Me and friend: *plays Kahoot.*
A question: When is (my name) happy?
Friend: *puts a good answer and gets wrong.*
Answer: Never, only a portion.
Friend: Do you need help?
What happens when an angel and nun "have some fun and forget pills"?
The nun gets pregNUNt.
When Bubba's condom broke, he spent a lot of sleepless nights wondering if he was going to be an uncle or a dad.
If there was a quiz on midgets, here’s the Midget quiz and the questions that would be on it:
1. When midgets get high on any drug, do they get high or medium?
2. Do midgets come out the closet or the cabinet?
3. Are Midgets related to Snow White’s 7 Dwarfs?
4. Is a midget just a human without the mushroom in Mario?
5. Was this funny?
What do you get when you cross the terms homeless and abandoned?
POORphan