When jokes

Sheep

  • What is it called when young sheep bet?

    LAMbling.

    (haven't uploaded yesterday cuz couldn't think of a joke)

    Body

  • When I die, I want my body to be cremated.

    And fucked! Fucked really hard, papí!! Like a real whore!! Like a real tramp!! Stuff your entire cock in there!!! Uhh!! Uhh!!

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  • Uncle

  • When I was a child, my parents told me my uncle was 'sleeping with the fishes.' At first, I thought he bought a water bed, but I then discovered he was killed and buried at sea.

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  • Friend

  • What do gum and guns have in common?

    When you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend all of a sudden.

    Time

  • I’m old enough to remember innocent times when the worst headline was plane hijackers flying into buildings.

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  • Guy

  • This is the true worst joke ever:

    What did the person say to the other guy when he met him?

    Hi!

    Partner

  • When you’re trying to attract a partner, it’s important to project the qualities you desire. Shit, have I had to suck a lot of cock lately!?

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  • Kahoot

  • Me: *writes Kahoot about me then finishes.*

    Me and friend: *plays Kahoot.*

    A question: When is (my name) happy?

    Friend: *puts a good answer and gets wrong.*

    Answer: Never, only a portion.

    Friend: Do you need help?

    Incest

  • When Bubba's condom broke, he spent a lot of sleepless nights wondering if he was going to be an uncle or a dad.

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  • Midget

  • If there was a quiz on midgets, here’s the Midget quiz and the questions that would be on it:

    1. When midgets get high on any drug, do they get high or medium?

    2. Do midgets come out the closet or the cabinet?

    3. Are Midgets related to Snow White’s 7 Dwarfs?

    4. Is a midget just a human without the mushroom in Mario?

    5. Was this funny?

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