President Joe Biden was jogging through some different jogging paths around this great county we live in and was jogging through Alabama and fell off into a swamp filled with killer alligators, and these 3 boys named Willie, Roman, and Little Johnny saw him fall in and jumped in and drug him to safety, and the president was like "Thank you, thank you, thank you SOOO much. I'm gonna give you boys a reward for saving my life," and asks them what their names were and what they wanted. The first boy said, "My name's Willy, and I want to go to Disneyland," and the president said, "No problem, and I'll take you personally." The 2nd boy said, "My name's Roman, and I want an autographed pair of Air Jordan Nikes," and the president said, "No troubles at all," and the 3rd boy says, "My name's Little Johnny, and I want a power wheelchair with an awesome stereo and killer wheels," and the president says, "You don't look handicapped, Little Johnny," and Little Johnny said, "I'm not, but as soon as I tell my parents who I saved, I will be"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I pushed an orphan in a wheelchair into a fire and yelled hot wheels
Teacher: "Okay, so how are you going?"
Student: "I'm not going."
Teacher: "Oh, so you're a wheelchair person?"
I bet a disabled kid on a wheelchair that if he could catch me, I'd give him 1000 dollars. He said deal, and I went upstairs.
What can you not ride with two wheelchairs? A burger 🍔 one wheelchair.
What is a difference between a tree and walk walk home from a wheelchair
In about ten days, Stephen Hawking's wheelchair is going to have its first and last service.
What is a great 👍 for?
Fun.
Why don't wheelchairs have pedals, so when their arms get tired, they can keep going with their feet?
Why do Christmas trees like wheelchairs? Because they have kids.
Q. Why can't Stephen Hawking go to Heaven?
A. He can't get his wheelchair up the stairs.
The reason Stephen Hawkings died is probably because he fell off his wheelchair, and he must've pressed shut down by accident.
Why didn't Steven Hawkins get into fights?
'Cause he couldn't stand up for himself.
Stephen Hawking died because his wheelchair couldn’t run Windows 10.
Steven Hawking died. I said, "Why? Did his wheelchair break?"
People in Wheelchairs Should really stand up for themselves
What do you call it when you light a person in a wheelchair on fire?
Cooking the vegetables.
That's wheely (really) sad.
I bought my spoiled brother a trampoline for his birthday, But he decided to sit in his wheelchair like a little bitch
What do you call an Asian in a wheelchair? Sum Ting Wong.
