Wheelchair jokes
The real reason Steven Hawking died is he was drunk and tried to go down a flight of stairs.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and Rocket League? You can't stand up.
A guy in a wheelchair said, "I stand for Boris." But I think he meant he sat for Boris.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
The reason why Stephen Hawking died is because he tried to overclock his wheelchair.
Why did Steven Hawking die?
A quad rasher ran him over.
My girlfriend broke up with me, so I stole her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back!
What’s the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
The wheelchair.
What does Stephen Hawking and a prostitute have in common?
They both charge.
There was a kid in a wheelchair. I put him on fire and called him Hot Wheels.
What’s better than winning the Paralympics wheelchair race?
Walking.
Why could the zombie not clap? Because it was dead, duh!
Stephen Hawking got an engine swap with a Nissan 350Z, and they said his wheelchair wasn't street legal :/
What do you call a physically handicapped heterosexual man that is in a wheelchair and German?
A physically handicapped promiscuous heterosexual man that is German.
He had a song named after him: "They see me rolling."
Stephen Hawking is a real stand up guy, out-standing performance.
What do you call physically handicapped, homophobic, heterosexual men and women in wheelchairs?
Mixed nuts.
Who did Stephen call when he crashed?... The geek squad.
I broke up with my girlfriend and stole her wheelchair.
Guess who likes vegetables now?
What do you call an autistic kid going down the stairs in a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels!