Wheelchair jokes
My gf dumped me, so I took her wheelchair.
Guess who came crawling back?
Heard Stephen Hawking is in a new movie and that the theme tune is absolutely banging. Think the opening line goes something like, “They see me rolling, they hating.”
What do you call a person that can't operate a wheelchair?
Stephen Hawking.
What do you call a burning orphan in a wheelchair? Hot Wheels.
What hit the ground first, the orphan or the apple? The apple. The orphan never hit the ground.
What does a kid do when he's bored and he's sitting? He puts wheels on the chair and makes it a wheelchair.
People with wheelchairs listen to "Rolling in the Deep" by Adele.
I bought my son a wheelchair for his birthday—turns out he couldn’t get in it.
I broke up with my girlfriend and stole her wheelchair.
Guess who likes vegetables now?
What Stephen Hawking doesn't know about wheelchairs isn't worth knowing.
What time is it when you cannot walk? Time to get a wheelchair 🦽.
What do you call a prostitute in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
Stephen Hawking is a real stand up guy, out-standing performance.
There is this boy in my year; he is in a wheelchair, so I kicked a football at him and pushed him, and then I shouted, "Rocket League!"
I used to get pushed and called lazy in school.
Man, I loved that wheelchair.
One time I broke a leg and I was using a wheelchair.
My parents thought I was a disappointment and put me up on eBay, the Ohioan Black Market, and the nearest adoption center.
Penis.
Why does no one look up at Steven Hawking?
You have to look down to see him.
My girlfriend broke up with me because I stole her wheelchair. But I knew she’d come crawling back to me.
The doctor told me I was so retarded, I was required to ride two wheelchairs.
What’s the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
The wheelchair.