To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket: you can hide, but you can’t run
How did Stephen Hawking become a billionaire? He won the F1 Wheelchair race
What's the worst part about microwaving vegetables
Fittig the wheelchair in
Stephen hawking went on a date last night She left after 15 minutes complaining she didn't like his tone
I should be ashamed of myself for making all these jokes at the expense of the disabled! after all, they can't even stand up for themselves
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite childhood song? "The wheels on the chair go round and round....."
You'd think my son would be happy that Daddy bought him a new bike. But no... oh no he just sits in his wheelchair and cries like a little girl.
Why can't Stephen hawking go to heaven cause he walk up the stairs
Why couldn’t wheelchair Harry Potter go to Hogwarts? They had no wheelchair ramps or elevators...
Why did Timmy fall down the stairs? Because he fell of his wheelchair
why could the zombie not clap because it was dead duh
son: yo dawg, tell me a story dad: yall motherfuckers aint gon believe dis shit, so there was dis fairy aight, she had wings, so she flys into a kfc, and comes out with wings, chicken wings. Also why did hawking try to walk across the road, his wheelchair only goes 1 mph so he got hit by a bus.
Why did the disabled chicken cross the road . To get it's wheelchair! 😂😂😂
What's the worst part of about hearing a special needs kid getting hit by a car? Having to listen to the wheelchair scraping for a mile and a half
What's the worst thing about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.
“I bought my little sister a trampoline for her birthday but all she wants to do is sit in her wheelchair and cry”
My girlfriend broke up with me because I stole her wheelchair.
But I knew she’d come crawling back to me.
Why did people bully Steven Hawkins?
Because he couldn't stand up for him self
Ever since I needed a wheelchair, my husband has been so rude. He’s been pushing me around and talking behind my back.
Q. Why cant Steven Hawkins go to Heaven? A. He can't get his wheelchair up the stairs.
