Wheelchair jokes
I always win arguments against my handicapped girlfriend; she can't stand for herself.
Why does Stephen Hawking only do one-liners?
Because he can’t do stand up.
What’s Stephan Hawking's favorite dance move?
The robot.
What is the difference between a wheelchair and a walker?
Stephen Hawking is the fastest footballer ever--he could just charge up the Left Wing!
What is the difference between a human and a human being in a wheelchair?
What is the difference between a human and a human rights act and a walk home and walk walk home from home and walk walk home and a wheelchair to wheelchair and wheelchair to wheelchair for wheelchair home night time to a home was fun at home night was the day I had dinner is it fun for me I was going to be a walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home night time?
What is the difference between a tree and walking home from a wheelchair?
What did a magic house 🏠 do?
Make someone in a wheelchair.
W ffseetyhggghjoi.
A man in a wheelchair and his friend were walking down the street.
Man in Wheelchair: *falls out of wheelchair*
Friend: Are you okay?
Man in Wheelchair: I can't feel my legs!
If I looked like Stephen Hawking, I would also be an atheist.
What is the difference between a magic house 🏠 and a human?
A magic house 🏡 can fly, but a human cannot fly.
What time is it when you cannot walk? Time to get a wheelchair 🦽.
Have you ever stepped in Stephen Hawking's house?
Neither has he. 😂😂
Me: I want to be a stand-up comedian.
Friend: You have to be able to stand up.
Why couldn't Professor Xavier fight Magneto? Because he couldn't stand up for himself.
What is a great 👍 for?
Fun.
What can you not ride with two wheelchairs? A burger 🍔 one wheelchair.
There are 4 people in a line. Three stand up and say "We are standing up for cancer," and then there's the one in the wheelchair.