Wheelchair

Wheelchair jokes

Why couldn't Professor Xavier fight Magneto? Because he couldn't stand up for himself.

There are 4 people in a line. Three stand up and say "We are standing up for cancer," and then there's the one in the wheelchair.

I tried to make vegetable soup today, but the wheelchair didn't fit in the pot.

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  • I bought my spoiled brother a trampoline for his birthday, but he decided to sit in his wheelchair like a little bitch.

    I played piano at a Worthmore disabled elderly center. Then after I was done, I said, "How about you give me a standing ovation?"

    I regret it to this day. Now I am forced to live here at Worthmore, and sit on my wheelchair, sad and lonely.

    To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket, "You can hide but you can't run."

    Why do tables never need wheelchairs?

    Because even without the β€˜t’ they are still able.

    What did Stephen Hawking's wife say to him having sex? "You're wheelie good at this!"

    Just a joke: When Stephen Hawking fell over and hurt his leg, his dad said, "It'll get better, just walk it off!"