What has 4 wheels, no wings and flies?
A dead cripple
What’s the hardest part about making vegetable soup?
Put the wheel wheelchair in the pot
I had a steering wheel down my pants and I tell you what it was driving my balls crazy
How do you ground a person in a wheelchair
Take off the wheels
Today I was at PE and I saw a kid in a wheel chair I threw a basketball at him and I yelled rocket league.
How did helen keller drive
One hand on the wheel one hand on the road
what do you call a person in a wheel chair with a speaker? ROLLING LOUD 🎸🎸
Your hairline is so wonky, wheels on the bus to round and round is your haieline
When a person in a wheel chair says you've never took to steps in my shoes and you say to be honest you haven't ether
My friend and I were joking about a wheelchair kid and another kid came up and said to the wheel chair kid you should stand up for your self
What's black, has four wheels, and sits at the top of the stairs?
Steven Hawking after a house fire.
Wheel chair soccer is just irl Rocket League. Change my mind.
i was riding my bike when i saw a mans head in the wheel. it was mine.
What do u call a disabled person who deals drugs A wheel dealer
there was a kid in a wheel chair i put him on fire called him hotwheels