What do a gay guy in a wheel chair and a tomato have in common? They’re both a fruit AND a vegetable!
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire today. Now they call him Hot Wheels.
how do u properly eat a vegetable you tip over the wheel chair
How many babys does it take to paint wheels red?
It depends on your speed.
Me and my girls friend broke up so I took her wheel chair and she came crawling back
A couple and their friends were riding their tricycle and one wheel fell off. They discussed what to do and finally the friend said why don’t you just use me. The boyfriend said why did i not think of using the third wheel.
Las Vegas has a new 550 foot tall ferris wheel, hoping to gain tourists.
What’s already gaining “tourists”? Whores.
What do you get if you cross hot wheels. hot legs.hehe
I pushed a disabled kid in a fire then called him hot wheels.
What do you call a guy on fire in a wheelchair
What was stephen hawkings favourite toy as a kid ? Hot wheels
What’s the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheel chair.
I got sent to the principals office for lighting the kid in the wheelchair on fire and calling him hot wheels
(Q) What is the hardest part of a cabbage (A) Wheel chair
Me: My gf broke up with me yesterday and I had her wheel chair
Me: guess who came crawling right back
Q; Why don’t cars work after you change their wheels?
A: Because they’re retired
A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel hanging down his pants. A guy walks buy and says ''Pardon me sir, but you’ve got a wheel hanging down your pants. The pirate responds ‘‘I know. i’ts driving me nuts!’’
what do you call stephen hawking’s toes on fire. Hot wheels
What has 4 wheels 2 legs and loves his shoulder
The reason Steven hawking died is he lost his internet connection