Chair

Anonymous

What do a gay guy in a wheel chair and a tomato have in common? They’re both a fruit AND a vegetable!

Fire

Wheelchair

I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire today. Now they call him Hot Wheels.

Chair

Anonymous

how do u properly eat a vegetable you tip over the wheel chair

Baby

Anonymous

How many babys does it take to paint wheels red?

It depends on your speed.

Girlfriend

Girlfriend joke

Me and my girls friend broke up so I took her wheel chair and she came crawling back

Threesome

Spoon are awesome

A couple and their friends were riding their tricycle and one wheel fell off. They discussed what to do and finally the friend said why don’t you just use me. The boyfriend said why did i not think of using the third wheel.

Foot

krystalmeth

Las Vegas has a new 550 foot tall ferris wheel, hoping to gain tourists.

What’s already gaining “tourists”? Whores.

Legs

The joke teller

What do you get if you cross hot wheels. hot legs.hehe

Fire

Anonymous

I pushed a disabled kid in a fire then called him hot wheels.

Fire

Anonymous

What do you call a guy on fire in a wheelchair

Hot wheels

Kid

Anonymous

What was stephen hawkings favourite toy as a kid ? Hot wheels

Chair

GiantGametime10

What’s the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheel chair.

Fire

Anonymous

I got sent to the principals office for lighting the kid in the wheelchair on fire and calling him hot wheels

Chair

Chris

(Q) What is the hardest part of a cabbage (A) Wheel chair

Chair

Sub to YT Fate Bex

Me: My gf broke up with me yesterday and I had her wheel chair

Me: guess who came crawling right back

Car

Anonymous

Q; Why don’t cars work after you change their wheels?

A: Because they’re retired

Nut

This Guy 123

A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel hanging down his pants. A guy walks buy and says ''Pardon me sir, but you’ve got a wheel hanging down your pants. The pirate responds ‘‘I know. i’ts driving me nuts!’’

Toe

Anonymous

what do you call stephen hawking’s toes on fire. Hot wheels

Legs

Anonymous

What has 4 wheels 2 legs and loves his shoulder

Stephen hawking

Die

Bobby I

The reason Steven hawking died is he lost his internet connection

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