Whats jokes
What do you call a Scottish Muslim with drug problems?
(Said in a Scottish accent) "Amaffmaheed."
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their parents.
What did the tree say to the kid with a bike? "Take a hike!"
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite movie? Cabbage Patch Kids.
What do you call an autistic person playing a guitar?
Guarded.
What is Meat Loaf's new name now that he has passed?
Ground beef.
What did Jessiey do?
Jump and make a explosionnnnnnnn, heyyyy gas!
What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
What did the old chimney say to the young chimney?
"You're too young to smoke!"
That's not even a bad joke-
What do you call mouse sneakers? Squeakers!
What is blue and wiggling on my floor?
A baby in a bag.
What do you call a white man farting? "British Gas."
One night a guy asked his wife where she wanted to eat. She said, "Chinese food," so he flew her to China. The next night, he asked her what she wanted to eat. She said, "Indian food," so he flew her to India. The last night, he said, "What do you want to eat?" and she said she wanted nothing, so he flew her to Africa.
What does Santa Claus and Bill Cosby have in common?
They both come while you’re asleep.
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
Put them in a barking lot!
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.
Son: Dad, where are you?
Dad: Getting another one.
Son: Getting what?
Dad: Dad.
You know what's so horrible about this website?
When I mimic another person's account, the picture ALWAYS changes color. No more identity theft for me.
What is yellow and brings kids to school every day?
What does e equal?
I don’t know, a bunch of random numbers, but e=mc2.