Whats jokes

What do you call a white person having a seizure?

A vanilla shake.

What do you get when you have an annoying kid, a homicidal kid, and a suicidal kid in the same room? A happy ending.

What’s wrong with a gay bbq?

All the hotdogs taste like shit.

Say what you want against pedophiles, but they slow down in school zones.

What do you call the people in the Challenger explosion?

Ashtraynauts.

What are the differences between a preschool and a pedophile's basement? Little kids leave preschool.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan.

Daughter: Dad, what's your opinion on abortions?

Dad: Ask your sister.

Daughter: But I don't have a sister.

Dad: Exactly.

What's the difference between orphans and cotton?

Cotton gets picked.

What do you call a virgin in Alabama? An orphan.

Me, trying to interact with people: “Hey, are you a rope? Because I really wanna HANG with you.”

Person I’m talking to: *Pulling out phone to call suicide hotline* “haha what.”

What do you call a creepy IT teacher?

A PDF file.

What do bees brush their hair with?

A honeycomb.

What were Stephen Hawking's last words? "System failure."

What is the favorite dish in Africa? The empty one.

What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite piano note? A minor.

What is the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies?

You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?

They both leave the little kids' room with empty sacks.

What's the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him?

It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.

What's the difference between a priest and McDonald's?

They both like to slide their meat between 10 year old buns.