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If I slap an orphan, what will it do, tell its parents? 🤣😂🤣😂
What is an orphan's least favorite TV show?
"Full House."
At what point does a joke become a dad joke?
When it disappears and never returns home.
What's the difference between emo people and normal people? Normal people have wrists.
What company do orphans hate the most?
S. C. Johnson, a family company.
What would an orphan call a family picture? A self-ie.
Q' What's an Alzheimer's victim's favorite type of comedy?
A. I forget.
What's an orphan's least favorite theme song? The Barney theme song.
What’s better than winning gold at the Paralympics?
Walking.
What's a lesbian's favorite weapon?
A finger-gun👉👌
What is a terrorist's DJ name?
Osama Spin Laden Dropping beats like the Twin Towers!
What season is it when you're on a trampoline?
Spring time!
What do you get when you cross a butt with a phone?
A booty call.
What do you call an emo's face?
Elmo's son.
What’s a nut’s favorite scary movie?
The Creature from the Black Legume.
Q: Why are orphans so scared to get married?
A: They don't know what it feels like to have a family.
Dad: What's the difference between an ELEPHANT and a POSTBOX?
Son: I don't know.
Dad: I'd better not trust you with my post then.
What do you call a doctor that's a skeleton?
Doctor Bones.
What is the cheapest meat?
"Deer balls," they're under a buck!
What do you call a group of depressed people?
Sue-icide squad.