Whats jokes
What’s the best part of fucking Noor’s vulva (btw Noor is black)? If my dick is right beside Mara’s vulva (btw Mara’s white and so am I).
What do you get when you mix a fly and a rabbit?
Bugs Bunny!
What did the skeleton say when the other skeleton lied to him?
"You can't lie to me! I can see right through you!"
What is white and fluffy? A peelo.
What did the mother cheetah say to her cub?
"Go to bed or I'll slap your spots off you!"
What are they going to say about Tim Gunn in 20 years?
He kicked the bucket.
What did the chicken say when he saw a human running around uncontrollably?
"It's running around like a chicken with its head cut off!"
What did the flag say to the pole?
Nothing, he just waved.
Me: What's the fifth month of the year?
Friend: May.
Me: May deez nuts fit in your mouth?
What does an emo kid and pizza have in common?...... The pizza doesn’t cut itself.
If you don’t know what introspection is, you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
What does a dick and an elderly person have in common? They are both short.
What do emos do when they meet up?
They hang out.
What's a bull's favorite body part?
An eye-BULL!
Q. What movie is a fat person most afraid of?
A. The Hunger Games.
What's the worst part about getting old?
Going to pull up the wrinkles in your socks, just to find out you're not wearing socks!
What's Elizabeth Warren's nickname?
Pocahontas
What is the difference between the human rights?
I was at a farm in France called ‘Uber eats Farmer league’, then I saw a strange creature called ‘Pessi’. He only appears against farmers.
He ran towards to me, I didn’t know what I should do so I decided to shout “Big games! Big games!“ Pessi scurried away.
What's the difference between friends and family?
One is actually real.