Whats jokes
Little Johnny walked into class with a black eye, and the teacher said, "Why do you have a black eye?"
Johnny said, "Well, me and my parents have to share a bed, and my dad asked me if I was asleep and I said no, so he smacked me."
The teacher said, "Well tonight, don't say anything."
The next day, Johnny walked in with another black eye, and the teacher said, "Why do you have another black eye?" Little Johnny said, "Well, last night, I did what you said and didn't say anything when my dad asked me if I was asleep. A few minutes later, my dad said he was coming, and my mom said she was coming too. They usually don't go anywhere without me so I said 'Wait for me, I'm coming too.'"
What did the dumb kid call ratios?
A type of cereal.
Why do the orphans fuck in their cars?
Because they don't know what a home is.
What were the orphan's mom and dad's names? John and Jane Doe.
What do you call a movie about an orphan?
The Bat Man.
What happens when someone shoots the Hulk?
He got gangryeen.
Gangrene+green+angry
What sound does an Indian make when you're trying to fuck it? ieieieie.
What do Michael Vick and John Wick have in common?
Got into deep shit when it came to dogs.
My friend: You're ugly.
The orphanage: That's what I said to all my children.
What time is it if you sprain an ankle or an arm?
Time to go to the doctor! 🥼
What is Donald Trump's hairstyle called?
A comb-over.
What kind of paper gets stuck to your foot?
DUH! A sticker.
What's the difference between a sex slave and a goat?
I don't have a sex slave in my basement...
Stormtrooper: What happened to the Jedi Order?
Palpatine: Slew it!
What did the blond say about the new iPhone?
Krabby Patty jizz sandwich.
What's the difference between a baby and a salad?
I'm not in jail for tossing a salad.
What song does an orphan hate?...
"I'm so lonely."
What do you call a chicken that catches ghosts? A poultrygeist.
Alex: Dad, can we get me a little brother from the orphanage?
Dad: Sure, Alex!
Dad: We're here!
Orphanage manager: Alex! You are so big now!
Alex: Dad, what is she talking about?!
What do you call an adopted orphan?
Wanted.