Whats jokes
What do Helen Keller and orphans have in common?
Neither of them can see or hear their parents.
What do you call a paraplegic stuck in a tower?
In trouble!
What's the difference between a school bus and a cactus?
On a school bus, the pricks are on the inside.
What would you do if you see a guy suffocating from the heat? I would call and dial 911, holy shit!
What do you call a router in a thong?
CISCO....(that thong thong thong thong!)
What do you call a doctor that's a skeleton?
Doctor Bones.
There's one shop orphans can't go to, but what is it?
Home Depot.
So the Devil decided to go to McDonald's and grab some lunch. What does he get?
A hot and spicy McChicken and three six-piece nuggets.
What did Nemo say to the emo?
"Be careful, you can't Nemo your way out of emo."
What's an orphan's least favorite game?
Hide and seek.
What's the difference between my dad and Nemo?
I don't know. I still haven't found them.
What song is sung when conceiving?
"Let's Get Physical, Physical!"
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
A dino-snore!
What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree?
Hold on to your nuts, this one's gonna blow!
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of water?
Lil Drip.
What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?
Time to get a new fence!
What do you call a talentless Korean person? Us Lee Less!
What's an orphan's least favorite show? Family Guy ;)
It’s not like they can watch it anyway: it’s PG.
What is a victimless crime in the state of Michigan if you are an able-bodied man who is well-endowed, not white, and not a heterosexual male?
A white male who is heterosexual and physically disabled who is sodomized by an able-bodied and well-endowed gay male who is not white inside the men's locker room at the gym.
How do booties greet each other?
"What's crackin'?"