Whats jokes

What do you get when you have an annoying kid, a homicidal kid, and a suicidal kid in the same room? A happy ending.

What is money called in space?

Star bucks.

What do pedophiles and a SpongeBob intro have in common?

Are you ready kids?

What’s wrong with a gay bbq?

All the hotdogs taste like shit.

Say what you want against pedophiles, but they slow down in school zones.

What do you call the people in the Challenger explosion?

Ashtraynauts.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan.

Daughter: Dad, what's your opinion on abortions?

Dad: Ask your sister.

Daughter: But I don't have a sister.

Dad: Exactly.

What's the difference between orphans and cotton?

Cotton gets picked.

What do bees brush their hair with?

A honeycomb.

What were Stephen Hawking's last words? "System failure."

What do you call a creepy IT teacher?

A PDF file.

Me, trying to interact with people: “Hey, are you a rope? Because I really wanna HANG with you.”

Person I’m talking to: *Pulling out phone to call suicide hotline* “haha what.”

What do you call a virgin in Alabama? An orphan.

What do you get when you cross jokes and cum?

CUMedy.

What do you call two Mexicans at a country restaurant? "Two beaners in a cracker house."

What do you call a gay drive by?

A fruit roll up.

What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite piano note? A minor.

What is the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies?

You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

What is the most popular fish in the ocean? "A starfish."