Whats jokes
What did Amtrak say at the Olympics?
I AM keeping Trak!
What do Ethiopian people have better than Australians?
Internet.
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
In a deep village in Germany, an old man asked his granddaughter, "What are you doing?"
His granddaughter replies, "Removing Polish with chemicals."
Grandpa said, "When I was young, I did the same."
What’s the difference between a crossdresser and a trans person?
About 3 years.
know what man would I be without some FNAF memes
What is it called when two Mexicans play basketball?
Juan on Juan.
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?..
Hot Wheels.
What did the pig say when he was in the sun?
I'm bacon.
What's a building's first crush? A plane.
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"Drop it like it's HOT!"
I was sitting in class when my teacher said, "Have any questions?" the suspended Class clown said, "Who's Joe?" So the teacher said, "Joe who?" So the clown said, "Joe Mama!" So I said, "What in the BALLS?" So I ended up staying in detention with the clown, ah, so cozy!
Q: What did the emo kid say to the other emo kid?
A: I like ya cut, G.
What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid?
Why does the orphan not buy milk?
That's what their parents are doing.
What do you call a wheelchair kid that is on fire?
Hot Wheels.
The first ever joke:
https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/52b8feb0514efb2cbf8ca375/what-is-the-second-hardest-thing-in-the-morning?
A pair of Newfoundlanders, watching TV, saw endless big-budget advertisements for mass-produced American beer.
One Newfie turns to the other and says, "They say that stuff is the biggest seller in the States, but I don't see what the big deal is." So they buy a bottle, pour it into a plain jar and decide to get an expert opinion.
They send a sample to a lab in St. John's to have it analyzed.
A day later, the lab results come back: "Your horse has diabetes."
I hate it when I go to the shop and people are like, "Oh, hey what are you doing here?"
Me: "Oh, you know, just hunting elephants."
Two skeletons meet at the graveyard at noon.
"What the heck are you doing here?"
"I couldn't sleep."
What’s the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?
One wags its tail, and the other tags a whale!