What is burned dark and glued to the wall? A bad electrician
What was Stephen Hawkins last words? System failure
How did they figure out what kind of shampoo Paul walker used? They found his “head and shoulders” in the the dash.
what do Michael Jackson and a playstation have in common? they both get turned on by kids
What was Stephen Hawkins favorite childhood song? The wheels on the chair go round and round.....
What is a pirate's favorite letter?
You'd think it'd be R, but really his heart will always belong to the C.
What do girls and rocks have in common
The flat ones get skipped
When an emo kid jumps out of a tree what happens when he hits the ground?
Nothin much he just flops over an hour later when they untie the rope
What’s the darkest point in the universe? The inside of a KFC
What do you call someone who wants to commit suicide by jumping off a building?
A cliffhanger.
what does Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?
they both leave children's room with an empty sack
What does the cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?
He wipes his butt.
What do you call a Mexican Baptism?
Bean Dip
What did hitler kill himself with? A Nein-millimeter
What is anonymous 🤔 oral masturbation? the politically correct word for anonymous gay fellatio from a 🕳 glory hole inside a 📖 adult book store
Q: What is the difference between a stripper and a bungee cord?
A: It is cheap fast, and if the rubber breaks, your pretty much screwed.
What does BLM stand for? Bisexual Lifes Matter
When a military dies we shoot aII night, when a drunkard dies we drink aII night, when a Christian dies we pray all night. What if a prostitute dies,what should we do???please tell me
So there I was fucking my sister and she’s shouts “god you fuck like dad” I then said “damn that’s what mom said”
Q:What the orphan's favorite part of a website.
A:The Homepage.
