Whats jokes
How did they figure out what kind of shampoo Paul Walker used? They found his “head and shoulders” in the dash.
What do Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common? They both get turned on by kids.
What do you get when you have an annoying kid, a homicidal kid, and a suicidal kid in the same room? A happy ending.
What do pedophiles and a SpongeBob intro have in common?
Are you ready kids?
What do JFK’s killer and a prostitute have in common?
“They both blow heads.”
What do you call a gay drive by?
A fruit roll up.
Say what you want against pedophiles, but they slow down in school zones.
What's a lesbian's favorite type of food?
Finger-food.
What do you call the people in the Challenger explosion?
Ashtraynauts.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan.
Daughter: Dad, what's your opinion on abortions?
Dad: Ask your sister.
Daughter: But I don't have a sister.
Dad: Exactly.
What do you call a Mexican Baptism?
Bean Dip.
What's the difference between orphans and cotton?
Cotton gets picked.
Me, trying to interact with people: “Hey, are you a rope? Because I really wanna HANG with you.”
Person I’m talking to: *Pulling out phone to call suicide hotline* “haha what.”
What do you call a virgin in Alabama? An orphan.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words? "System failure."
What do bees brush their hair with?
A honeycomb.
What do you call a creepy IT teacher?
A PDF file.
What do you get when you cross jokes and cum?
CUMedy.
What do you call two Mexicans at a country restaurant? "Two beaners in a cracker house."