Whats jokes
Like Markgeraldnasol and his Pokemon Jokes.
What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
What did the poo say to the ass?
"I left you."
What did one mouse say to the other mouse when it tried to steal the cheese?
"That's nacho cheese!"
What’s the best math equation to eat?
Cosine Law.
What's Stephen Hawking's worst nightmare?
Stairs.
What's the difference between an egg and a wank?
You can beat an egg, but you can't beat a wank.
What type of phone do orphans have?
Android because they don't have a home button.
What do you call a booty that tells jokes?
A crack-up!
What's rap boats got in common with plastic bags? They both a danger to young children.
What does a wife and a boombox have in common?
They only work when you beat them.
Do you know the teacher that went up into space?
You know what her husband said to her? "I will feed the dog; you feed the fish."
What are emos' favorite TV show theme song?
Beyblade, Beyblade, let it rip!
Dad: Uh, yeah!
Son: Mom, Dad, what are you doing!
Parents: Sex!
Son: What?
Parents: Look, you can spectate!
What kind of shells do tanks use to cheat?
A-cheat shells.
What did the orphan say to the other?
"Robin, get the Batmobile!"
What did the mic say to the rapper?
"Don’t DROP me, bro!"
What does a dog do in a dresser?
It pants!
Q: What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill?
A: A mud slide.
What’s the difference between Diana and Casper the ghost?
Casper can go through walls, Diana can't.
What do you call a girl with one leg? Ilean.