Whats jokes
What Disney movie does the church make little girls watch?
Snow White and the Seven Deadly Sins.
What do you call Mary Berry when she’s on holiday?
A Cake By The Ocean.
What do you give a sick bird?
Tweet-ment!
What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basketball player?
Blue Jay Simpson!
What do you call a rapper who can’t rhyme?
A speech impediment.
The 🦅 asked the female eagle, "What did you eat?"
"I ate New York hot dogs."
What does Amogus and Jesus have in common?
They're sus.
What did Katie say when her house burnt down?
"HOLY SMOKES!"
I was at school today, and one of my friends said after a test, "Man, that was hard." After that, I started laughing and I said, "That's what she said."
What is white, then red, and is very fast?
My chainsaw blade.
What chicken crossed the road? The donkey of the moneys.
I’m light as a feather, yet the strongest person can’t hold me for five minutes. What am I?
What has 2 legs and walks? A human.
What do you call Indian dhal that is delicious?
Well, that is DHALicious!
What do you call an orphan at a construction site?
Child labor.
RICK: GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT OH GUESS WHAT MOTHERFUCKER OR IMMA SAY IT!!!!!!
Richard: What????
Rick: So before Donald Trump's impeachment, he said, "The Coronavirus will end on March 32nd 2021."
Richard: Your from planet Earth where there's a March 32nd. Enjoy it, *stupid dumb fuck brother*.
Rick: Oh I will.
*It was the day March 21st*
*9 Days later*
*March 31st*
Rick: oh I cant wait until tomorrow!!!!!!!!!! Ooh im so excited im gonna give my friends a big ole bro hug and hand shake i miss the muhfuckin dudes man
*one day later*
*He got his school uniform waiting for the bus not seeing it*
Rick:....... wai......Huh!?!?...... hol....up
BITCH IM AND IDIOT THERE IS NO MOTHERFUCKING MARCH 32ND THIS IS THE MOTHERFUCKING 1ST OF APRIL TRUMP DUMBASS
*Richard*
*oh he's the dumbass*
What’s the best math equation to eat?
Cosine Law.
Sister: Wanna know the difference between your singing and your flute playing?
Me: Sure... (Expecting a completely different response than what I get.)
Sister: Nvm, they have no difference.
Me: *Confused*
Sister: They're both horrible.
What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
Please don't get mad, it's a joke.
What's the difference between a bullet and a police officer? At least when a bullet kills someone, it's fired.