Whats jokes
What is an orphan's favorite show?
"Family Guy."
What did the South Tower ask the North Tower?
What does a paleontologist and woke people have in common?
They both enjoy digging up the past.
What sandwich spread makes people itch?
Flea-nut butter.
What did the rapper say when their computer crashed?
"Looks like I just dropped a HARD DRIVE!"
The teacher was terrified to hear Little Johnny swear.
“I never want you to use language like that again. Where on earth did you pick it up?”
“From my father,” said Johnny.
“Well, he should be ashamed of himself. And it’s no reason for you to talk like that. You don’t even know what it means.”
“I do,” said Johnny. “It means the car won’t start.”
What do tofu and a dildo have in common? They are both meat substitutes.
What kind of dress does a Roblox Floppa house have?
"ADDRESS!"
What do dark humor and food have in common?
Some get it, some don't.
What's the difference between boogers and broccoli?
Kids won't eat the broccoli.
What did the policeman say to his belly button?
You're under a vest!
What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable?
Putting her back in the wheelchair when you're done.
Stormtrooper: My lord, what should we do with all this beef?
Palpatine: Stew it.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
Did you know what my grandpa wanted for Christmas? A new ass because his one has a crack on it.
Planes shouldn't have free Wi-Fi. Why? Because the last time they had free Wi-Fi, well here's what happened...
On September eleventh 2001, (children scream).
What do you call a dog with no legs?
A: It doesn’t matter; it won’t come anyway.
What do you call a rapper who becomes a chef?
A LYRICAL COOK!
What did Andrew Tate say to the fat kid?
"I miss you."
What pictures did turtles take?
Shell-fies!