Whats jokes
Q: What did the DNA say to the other DNA?
A: Do these genes make my butt look fat? đź’©
You can get into a fight with an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What’s the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant lady?
Answer: You can unscrew a lightbulb, but you can’t unscrew a lady.
What's the difference between a chicken and me? None, they both don't watch right and left before crossing the road.
"Korn Kob Kyle??? You know what this means!"
yikes...
#PlugWalk
Memes
Just created a new logo for myself what should i put it on
What does Christian say when he wants out of jail?
"Bale me out!"
A boy walks into some woods with a phone, and his friend comes by and asks, "What are you doing?"
He pauses, then says, "Trying some bird calls!"
What did a jockey's manager say to him before the race?
"Use the horse!"
What's the fastest way to Shepherd's Bush?
Up Shepherd's leg.
What do inner city schools and databases have in common?
Their problems are usually caused by a race condition.
What do cows like to watch? Moovies.
What’s white and crunchy and swings through trees?
A meringue-atang.
What's 9 divided by 11?
Well, I know it's less than two alright!
What do you call a cross between a computer and a vampire bat?
Love at first byte! <3
What is at the end of a rainbow?
The w.
Did you hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
There's no menu. You get what you deserve!
What’s the difference a hooker an a drug dealer...?? A hooker can wash her crack an resell it.
What's the difference between anal and oral sex?
An and Or!
What is green?
Grass, you tard!
What do you call a cow without any legs?
Ground beef!
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