Whats jokes
What do you call a group of depressed teenagers?
Suicide Squad.
What do you call a Democrat that is a progressive?
A Democrat that lost in a presidential election.
What is an Emo's favorite movie?
"Suicide Squad."
What do you call a flat emo?
Cutting board.
Asian kid: I’m not a doctor, and I’m not good at math.
Me: That’s what I call an orphan!
Sonic says: If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What gun can’t you find in Africa?
A water gun.
LMAO, what is the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other's just a watermelon.
What do Africans eat for breakfast?
E-bola Cornflakes.
Why do cat orphans watch sci-fi movies?
Because they won't understand what the mother ship is.
Q: What do you call an owner that can't take care of their cat? A: A impurrefect owner.
What does an orphan and a female's mouth have in common?
They take in 100's of kids.
What did the constipated bum say to the other bum?
Piss don't s**t on me!
Why is it so easy to roast an orphan?
What are they gonna do, run home and tell their parents?
What do orphans eat for breakfast?
Daddy-O's.
Teacher: What is your least favorite holiday?
Orphan: National Forgive Your Mom And Dad Day.
Teacher: Why is that your least favorite?
Orphan: Because I don't have any parents to forgive.
Teacher: *tries to hold back* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
What is wrong with orphans' phones?
They'll never have a home screen.
Obama: It smells like UpNigga in here...
Trump: What's UpNigga?
Obama: Omg did you say the n word?? Die!!!
What is the difference between the subway guy and a priest?
The subway guy didn’t get away with it...
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One actually gets picked.