What do you call a malignant cell in Paris?
A Royale with cancer.
Whats Jokes
What's the difference between a dump truck of dead babies and a Ferrari?
I don't own a Ferrari.
Q: A mom had 5 children: January, February, March, April. What is the name of the fifth child?
A: What.
What’s the difference between a penis and a golf ball?
A penis always goes in the hole.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite drug?
Battery acid.
What did the orphans do when the bombs drop?
They said, "Allahu Akbar."
Want to hear a pizza joke?
Never mind, it’s too cheesy.
What do you do when your sister asks you “Why are you sad?”
Reply back with “Because you were born.”
What’s the difference between a cat and a comma?
A cat has claws at the end of paws; a comma is a pause at the end of a clause.
Why are there no women in the NFL?
Commissioner Roger Goodell firmly believes in equal opportunity, so the girl tries out. Then, if she makes the team, we gangbang her to death. I mean, could you imagine what a scary birch she'd have to be?
Q: What is a skeleton's favorite color?
A: Blue stop signs.
What’s the hardest part about eating a vegetable in a wheelchair?
What's the definition of disappointment?
Running into a wall with a boner, but it only hits your nose.
Me: Hey, wanna know my spirit animal?
Friend: Sure.
Me: Roadkill, because I can see my mom pretty clearly now.
Friend: Wait, aren't you dead?
Me: Aren't you my son?
Friend: So that's what Mom was trying to hide from me.
What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror?
"Haloomi."
What college do cows go to?
The Mooniversity.
What did the trumpet say to Trump?
"Hi, fellow trumpet!"
What is cats and dogs' favorite story and movie?
"Romeow and Drooliet!"
What is the difference between a human and a tree and yyyyy night I can drive yyy earth 🌏?
What did the man say to the girl?
You just milked a cow.
