Last words of the mayor of Hiroshima: “What the fuck was that noise?”
Whats Jokes
One day I told a kid what 2 x 12 was. He said he didn't know. I said let's go to my basement and figure it out. He is still in my basement trying to do the equation.
My mum found a chest that was wet, and it had a child in it. She asked me what it was for. I said I put kids in it and chuck it in a river until they are dead.
I was having a party in my basement, and my friend asked me what that bag covered in blood was for. I said, "Oh, that's the bag I catch the children with to torture them in this basement."
What's the same about boxes and children?
They're both found in basements.
What’s fat, brown, and has no dad?
Ama
What do you call a girl with one leg? Ilean.
What motorway lane does Stephen Hawking use?
Hard shoulder.
What’s Kobe Bryant’s favorite rapper? NLE Choppa.
What do you call a family photo taken by an orphan?
A selfie.
What do you call a fat woman that prays?
A holy cow.
What is the most common crime in China?
Identity fraud.
A German soldier was walking down the street in a hail storm and a woman got hit unconscious. He ran over to see if she was ok. Other people came running over. They asked what happened, and the German soldier said, "Hail hit her."
What does an orphan call a family picture?
Answer: a selfie.
What do you call a Chinese boxer?
U lamb chow.
What do you call an orphan's selfie?
A family photo.
A: What's the difference between a toilet and a washing basin?
B: I don't know.
A: Then I guess your house looks beautiful...
B: ...
What's an orphan's favorite game?
GTA, because they're actually wanted? Lol.
So a girl goes to Santa in the mall, and Santa asks what she would like for Christmas. So the kid says: “a little sister”. So then Santa says: “bring me your mother!”
Person A: What do you call the dangly bit of an octopus?
Person B: Tentacles?
Person A: Ok *tickles person B ten times*
