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What did the pilots say before crashing into the Twin Towers?

"We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we go through it!"

A chef named his chicken Richard and named a rooster Ballz. A guy walks up and asks the chef what he's cooking. He replies, "My dick and balls."

Hi there! My name is Michael Grover, and I am an explorer. Ever since I’ve been little, I’ve loved searching for new things. As a baby, my parents kept finding me in nooks and crannies around the house. “On the search,” as they would say.

By the age of 5, I had been to every continent on the planet, barring Antarctica. For my 12th birthday, my parents got me diving lessons, and by the time I was 13, I could scuba dive to a depth of 40 meters, as well as go cave diving.

I got a pilot’s license by the age of 17, and I learned to sail just before my 18th birthday. Instead of going to university, I decided to travel around South America, exploring its rich jungles and beautiful landscapes.

During my trip, I met my now wife who was also an explorer. For our honeymoon, we sailed around the Caribbean, and we discovered 3 new islands which we named after the cats that I had growing up.

Over the course of my life, I have come across great treasures and wondrous experiences. But in all my life, and in all my travels, I’m afraid I have never come across a single person who cared about what you just said.

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    • What is the difference between anal and oral sex?

    Oral sex makes your whole day. Anal sex makes your hole weak.

    What do you call a group of depressed teenagers?

    Suicide Squad.

    My grandpa's last words before he died in Vietnam were, "What the fuck did I step on?"

    What's the different between Stephen Hawking and Rocket League? Both of them can't stand up.

    What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and Rocket League? You can't stand up.

    What do you call a gay man that is not physically handicapped that performs blowjobs on gay men that are physically handicapped?

    Caregiver.