Whats jokes
What do you call gulls in the sea? Seagulls!
My friend: You're ugly.
The orphanage: That's what I said to all my children.
What is red and goes 200 miles per hour?
A baby in a blender.
What does it sound like when a dragon sings? A fire alarm.
What did the cat say when he took his new car for a test drive?
"Meoooow!"
Titanic walks into a bar. Britannic: "What would you like to drink?" Titanic: "An iceberg."
Uranus, ur-anus, your anus. Anus is what's in between your two buttocks.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite place in Fortnite? The reboot van.
I stole a wheelchair from a disabled kid. What is he going to do, stand up?
What did the fish say when he ran into the wall?
Dam.
What vibrates and is 6 inches?
A toothbrush.
Two hunters are in the woods and one falls to the ground.
Terrified, he dials 911 and says, “Help! I think my friend is dying. What do I do?” The nurse says, “I need you to make sure he’s dead.” The hunter replies, “Ok, I’ll be right back.” The nurse is startled after hearing a gunshot. The hunter comes back and says, “I checked. Now what do I do?” The nurse replies, “I need you to make sure his heart has completely stopped.” She is startled when she hears the sound of a taser. The hunter comes back and says, “What’s next?” The nurse replies, “I need you to make sure his brain has completely shut down.” The nurse is once again startled when she hears the sound of a bone being crushed by what seemed to be a hammer. The hunter comes back and asks, “Anything else?” The nurse says, “Nope. That’s it.”
What do ants and Michael Jackson have in common? They go in kids' pants.
What did the blind, deaf, and dumb orphans get for Christmas?...
Cancer.
What did one nut say to the other nut?
A: "Candice deez nuts fit in my mouth."
What is black and white and red all over?
Answer: A newspaper.
That is what my 3-year-old told me.
Q: What is the difference between a baseball player and an orphan?
A: One knows where home is.
What do you call an Indian person who is not starving? Dead.
What’s the difference between you and an orphan...
NOTHING!
What do you call an orphan's parents?
Dead meat.