What's the difference between yes and no...
Nothing.
Whats Jokes
What do you call two Mexicans playing ping pong? Juan on Juan.
What happens when an emo kid tries to high-five you? You leave him hanging.
My parents telling me: "What doesn't kill you makes you stronger."
Me upset about my suicide attempt doesn't succeed.
What do you get when you goblin with a shark?
They found water on Mars. Mars:1 Africa:0
What do you get when you put a suicide bomber in a wheel chair? An RC-XD.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Orphans don't get picked.
What's the only thing with 4 legs Asians don't eat? A table.
Josh: What’s the useless piece of skin around the vagina called?
Daniel: Isn’t it the women?
Josh: Oh yes, that’s right.
What is a cannibal's favorite type of pizza?
Domi-nose.
What is the difference between a kid's dad and his cancer?
The cancer came back.
What can't orphans do?
Be homosexual because they have no home.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
What do you call an orphan living with ghosts?
"Him and his dead family." :(
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
Family photo! :)
What a day yesterday was! I got a promotion, and my sister's killer was hit by a bus. Now I'm in a cast!
What’s the difference between anal sex and vegetables? One is cruel to the person getting it in, the other is vegetables.
What is it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
What do you call a group of brothers who fuck one another?
Super Smash Bros.
All of the sudden, if you're Republican, you're racist, and Communism is a symbol of freedom? What happened to the proud men our founding fathers were, damn it!
What do lovely men and tampons have in common?
Both lick up the juices of the women they were made for.
